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Song Parodies -> "Danny's Cabana"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Danny's Cabana"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

Danny the Tourette's Guy is, in my opinion, one of the funniest, if not THE funniest, prominent Internet figure out there. Known for his foul-mouthed epithets such as "oh, Bob Saget," "Colonel Cluster F**k" and "who gives a sh*t about Bigfoot," he has given YouTube users and others plenty of laughs over the last eight years or so. This is my second parody of Barry Manilow and 101st overall.
Stanza I.
His name was Danny,
A heavy drinker
With a disability
That made him swear a lot, you see.
He was a father
Without the woman
He hadn't had since '99
'Cos her spaghetti wasn't fine.
His son always complained
'Bout how he was insane.
He would sometimes invoke Bob Saget
Time and time again...

Refrain I.
Here at Danny's, Danny's cabana,
In the state east of Indiana.
It was Danny's, Danny's cabana;
He cursed out looters and goddamn polluters
On his backyard; him we still love.

Stanza II.
Her name's Shirlena,
A born complainer,
Who was unfaithful to her man
'Cos she did not understand Dan.
That which she speaks of
Is but her Grandpa;
It left her zero time to know
What makes her Danny stop and go.
She did disrupt his shower
And tried to steal his power
Over their son and his custody
Each and every hour...

Refrain II.
Here at Danny's, Danny's cabana,
Where you can make like a banana.
It was Danny's, Danny's cabana;
Though Rick Moranis attempted to ban this,
I sing Danny with lots of love.

(Ad lib and instrumental solo)

Stanza III.
His name is Danny;
He cursed out Dubya
And called him Colonel Cluster F**k;
Thus, I wish him best of luck.
He served in jail
A three-year sentence,
Then condemned his cable bill
For charging him against his will
A stupid franchise fee
(How could this really be?)
Of four dollars and 62 cents
That brought him to his knees...

Refrain III.
Here at Danny's, Danny's cabana,
Where he thinks well of his own Grandma.
This is Danny's, Danny's cabana;
He wants some Comcast and says so with bombast;
Oh, you Danny! you have my love.
Here's hoping for new Tourette's Guy episodes.

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