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Song Parodies -> "Cant Style For Vishnu"

Original Song Title:

"I Cant Smile Without You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Cant Style For Vishnu"

Parody Written by:

JJ Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

for chris
Cant style for Vishnu

You know i cant Style for Vishnu
cant Style for Vishnu
I cant drape and I cant pin
with 4 arms its hard to do anything
You see It looks bad when arms sag
When arms sag it looks bad
a shirt will not do and vests are taboo
I just cant style for Vishnu

You look your best
In cardy and dress
with floral array
Who would of believed that you’re a juggling king
And boy can you swim
But I have to say

and now You know i cant Style for Vishnu
cant Style for Vishnu
I cant drape and I cant pin
with 4 arms its hard to do anything
You see It looks bad when arms sag
When arms sag it looks bad
a shirt will not do and vests are taboo
I just cant style


Now some people say good jackets take so very long to find
Well Mahaveera will put all your cares behind …. Seee

and You know i can Style for Vishnu
I can Style for Vishnu
a suede coat or a black dress
denim dungarees I made for ganesh
You see It looks bad when arms sag
When arms sag it looks bad
a tank top wont do and thongs are taboo
I just cant style for Vishnu

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John Barry - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Aside from the title's typo, very funny take on a very schlocky OS. 5 limbs across the board.
Phil Alexander - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You think it's hard styling for Vishnu - try Ganesh, he'd be even harder ;-)
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I've in the past written about naked sumo cricket...but I can't match this for sheer breathtaking originality. Grrreat stuff JJ Lucia. 555+

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