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Song Parodies -> "I Smoke Through Bongs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Smoke Through Bongs"

Parody Written by:

Baker

The Lyrics

I used to smoke a lot of joints,
'til I built my very first bong.
I put the stem, and the body together,
Then I used it, now I only smoke bongs.

I smoke through bongs and I burn out the screen.
I smoke through bongs and turn the water green.
I smoke through bongs so I can get real high.
I smoke through bongs, I smoke through bongs.

Pot smoke flies deep within you,
When you let go of the turbo hole.
It doesn't matter if it's Thai...
stick or hydroponic, or Columbian Gold.

I smoke through bongs and I burn out the screen.
I smoke through bongs and turn the water green.
I smoke through bongs so I can get real high.
I smoke through bongs, I smoke through bongs.

Oh I've built bongs out of glass, ceramics projects, aluminum cans.
And I made a six-footer from plastic tubes.
Pot smoke fills your lungs, hold it in, hey, isn't it fun?
Hits for me, hits for you, hits for you, hits for me,
As we burn through... pounds of weed.

I smoke through bongs and I burn out the screen.
I smoke through bongs and turn the water green.
I smoke through bongs so I can get real high.
I smoke through bongs, I smoke through bongs.

I smoke through bongs and I burn out the screen.
I smoke through bongs and turn the water green.
I smoke through bongs so I can get real high.
I smoke through bongs, I smoke through bongs.

I'm a stoner, and I smoke through bongs...

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