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Song Parodies -> "Never Green"

Original Song Title:

"Evergreen"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Never Green"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Yard, bare as a lion's lair
Yard, only a few sprouts there
Just air, and the dog's piled poo
Street disgrace, it's true..

Thankful I'm - for falling April snow
With a welcome cover, don't you know
The landscape is never green,
Never seen, Spring's hue

Sod plant tries, find quick demise, I'm cursed
It's a Charlie Sheen winning..
If they held a contest for yard of worst,
That prize they'd apply us
'Cause we have the dryest..lawn....

Ugly as Satan's son
On it, even stray cats won't run
Nothing roots and grows above
Unfit for the droppings of a dove
Grass-less and never, never..green

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Old Man Ribber - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW - Indeed. I had the same problem until I realized that the landscapers laid the sod upside down. ;D
Xeroscape Goat - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice! Don't dispair---we've definitely seen puns of growth in your parodies!
Mark Scotti - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like my front. Here's a $555 coupon for lawndoctor
AFW - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...XG, and Mark
WarrenB - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Your poor sod...
Nice counterpunch to the original title.
AFW - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren,
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
You'll note that turtles, being poikilothermic ("cold-blooded"), prefer warm waters and climates, which are indeed green all year round - so, which is the "intelligent" species, huh? :-D

Kidding! 555, and I'd best keep movin' a lawn....
Fiddlegirl - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
At least the seeds of inspiration always sprout for you! 555... LOL at all the puns. :)
AFW - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, and Fg
Andy Primus - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Try growing your grass hydroponically.
AFW - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy...what does that mean..under water?
Andy Primus - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
The plants are grown in troughs of water (no soil) with nutrients added - usually for a different type of grass than the lawn variety.
John Barry - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody is growing on me.
AFW - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
LilCupCakes - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir, loved the "Sheen" line, Sir ! . . it makes me wonder just what color might fit him best? ?
AFW - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Ahhh, my comeback lady./ Sheen's descriptive color? Probably, black..right now

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