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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Flush the Toilet"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
Original Performer:
Barbara Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"You Don't Flush the Toilet"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
You know what I like to do with treacly songs.
You don't flush the toilet
You don't put the seat down
The toilet bowl is full of poo
When I come home to you
From work every day.
The other night
I couldn't wait to pee pee
I was very sleepy
But even so I had to go
Do it late that night
But how was I to know
The seat was still up
So I fell in the bowl.
And you don't flush the toilet anymore.
The neighbors are complaining
Our house smells like a sewer
When I flush it all flows o'er
Onto the bathroom floor
Guess who mops it away.
And about your sense of humor
I don't think you're funny
Did you think it was cool
When I had to go
And I sat on the seat
And it overflowed
I lifted the the seat
And found wrap on the bowl.
And you don't flush the toilet anymore.
You don't put the seat down
The toilet bowl is full of poo
When I come home to you
From work every day.
The other night
I couldn't wait to pee pee
I was very sleepy
But even so I had to go
Do it late that night
But how was I to know
The seat was still up
So I fell in the bowl.
And you don't flush the toilet anymore.
The neighbors are complaining
Our house smells like a sewer
When I flush it all flows o'er
Onto the bathroom floor
Guess who mops it away.
And about your sense of humor
I don't think you're funny
Did you think it was cool
When I had to go
And I sat on the seat
And it overflowed
I lifted the the seat
And found wrap on the bowl.
And you don't flush the toilet anymore.
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Flush with creative verbiage!
"Overflowing" with great lines...
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Bathroom Humor". You bowled me over with this! ;D
Thanks, TJC, Mark and Old Man.
Bob Rivers already did this exact same parody. You even have some of the same lines he had in his.
Hahahahahahahahaha, you turned this soppy Streisand/Diamond classic into a sloppy ploppy toilet parody, nice work, it was hilarious hahahahahaha!!!!! All 5s from me!
Thanks, Frank. I knew nothing about Bob Rivers' parody. Thanks, Aussie. Well, that's what sappy, whiny songs make me think of. Did you ever have somebody put plastic wrap on the toilet bowl when you used the toilet? By the way, that is a typical lament of most wives. The security code says PWE.
I looked up Bob Rivers and was reminded that he was the one who made The Twelve Pains of Christmas, but I couldn't find any parody to YDBMF.
His is called You Don't Take Your Showers.
Thanks.
Is that the one by Weird Al where the next line goes , "You don't use Ban roll on."?
Oops! I just now remembered to note that this parody was meant to be dedicated to "TT" - (Tommy Turtle?). Aug 4.
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