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Song Parodies -> "Just Matter's What You Are"

Original Song Title:

"No Matter What"

Original Performer:

Badfinger

Parody Song Title:

"Just Matter's What You Are"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

just matter's what you are
muscles, tendons and sinew
only matter, bones and goo, girl
ooh, girl, that's you

just matter, through and through
glands and organs by the pound
nerves and arteries are found, girl
ooh, girl, in you

break down those old cell walls
molecules are so small
stuffed in the brain
stuffed into me
stuffed into you
tubes run like endless halls
miles and miles within you
stuff that must be
stuff that's so wee
stuff you can't see

just matter's what you grow
crawlin' underneath your face
holes are runnin' everyplace, girl
ooh, girl, in you

fluids, throughout, are hauled
and in the heart is installed...
stuff on display
stuff that floats free
stuff in the stew
keepin' you on the ball
it dies when livin' is through
stuff will get weak
stuff will then leak
stuff will then reek

just matter's what you are
and inside of you, it grew
only matter, old and new, girl
ooh girl, in you
ooh girl...goo, girl, in you

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Good as ever! 5's
AFW - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Very medically and humorously correct...really gets under your skin...excellent operating..five incisions
John Barry - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Corpus delecti.
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks leebee AFW and john
MasonR - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Oooh, and me without a spoon! Great job!
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, the romantic side of Alvin Rhodes. ;-)
Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very catchy parody, so hilarious.
Rick C - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
"stuff will get weak stuff will then leak stuff will then reek" This part had me laughing so hard, some fluid leaked out of me. 555
Paul Robinson - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's what's INSIDE that really matters, isn't it? LOL...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks mason red ant larry rick and paul
Meriadoc - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah! This is the kind of parody stuff that matters! Great job and hilarious!
Peregrin - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work Alvin

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