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Song Parodies -> "It Matters What You Eat"

Original Song Title:

"No Matter What"

Original Performer:

Badfinger

Parody Song Title:

"It Matters What You Eat"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

It matters what you are, if you want me to be with you
It matters what you eat, girl, what you put in you

It matters what you do, if you want me to be around
Don't be eating ground beef, girl, ooh, don't you

Don't eat anything that crawls, creeps, farts or bawls
nothing that preys, nothing that sees, nothing that moos
If you would be a vegan doll, i could then be with you
Be a full vegan, be a full vegan, be a full vegan

It matters where you go, if you want me to visit your place
Eat nothing with a face, girl, ooh, girl, don't you

Don't eat anything that crawls, creeps, has a heart or calls
nothing that prays, nothing that sneezes, nothing that poos
If you would be a vegan doll, i could then be with you
Be a full vegan, be a full vegan, be a full vegan

It matters what you are, if you want me to be with you
It matters what you eat, girl, what you put in you

ooh girl, it matters what you put in you
ooh girl, it matters what you put in you

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vegan minstrel - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Song now at bit.ly/it-matters-what-you-eat

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