Song Parodies -> No Fatter Butt
| Original Song Title: | "No Matter What" |
| Original Performer: | Badfinger |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Fatter Butt" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
no fatter butt, so far
then the one displayed by you
no one fatter than ol' you, girl
ooh girl
you're huge
no fatter butt than you
it is jolly, big and round
oh, its the biggest one by pounds, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
knocked down the restroom wall
couldn't fit in the stall
much that you weigh
much too obese
much, how you grew
you're hefty...though none too tall
none as heavy as you
stuffed in your jeans
stuffed in between
stuffed so obscene
no fatter, there you go...
running to that burger place
many chins upon your face, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
two tons of ass, you haul
weigh the most of them all
doublin' your weight
troublin' to see
bubblin' with goo
they call you the butterball
rolls, you've gained quite a few
something to see
must suck to be
lumpy, indeed
no fatter butt, so far
then the one displayed by you
no one fatter than ol' you, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
woo girl...ooh girl...you're so huge
woo girl...ooh girl...you're so huge
then the one displayed by you
no one fatter than ol' you, girl
ooh girl
you're huge
no fatter butt than you
it is jolly, big and round
oh, its the biggest one by pounds, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
knocked down the restroom wall
couldn't fit in the stall
much that you weigh
much too obese
much, how you grew
you're hefty...though none too tall
none as heavy as you
stuffed in your jeans
stuffed in between
stuffed so obscene
no fatter, there you go...
running to that burger place
many chins upon your face, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
two tons of ass, you haul
weigh the most of them all
doublin' your weight
troublin' to see
bubblin' with goo
they call you the butterball
rolls, you've gained quite a few
something to see
must suck to be
lumpy, indeed
no fatter butt, so far
then the one displayed by you
no one fatter than ol' you, girl
ooh girl
you're so huge
woo girl...ooh girl...you're so huge
woo girl...ooh girl...you're so huge
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Ahh, the butt of all jokes on cheeky women, have I ever told you about the time a femme fatale writer asked for my advice; "does my 'but' loke big in this font?"?. Probably not, I just made that up, and I'll make that up to you with 5s. :-)
thanks peter...lol
Sir Alvin, losing weight & keeping it off is ~NOT~ easy, Sir! I'm relieved that during my vacation I didn't gain back any of my 18 lbs!
thanks littleCupCakes...glad your vacation went well, pound-wise
Pound for pound, this parody was really heavy, man!
This song deserves an enormous amount of 5's. Cheek to cheek and skink to skink this parody rules the number 5 votes will never shrink...wooo!
T.O.P.S. Treat of parody song
thanks peregrin, dr. music and AFW
Loved the 'jolly, big and round" line!
thanks merry
I weigh in with 5's for this heavy treatment of one of my favorite OS's. And no kidding: my security code is 7LB!
thanks mason....lol about security code
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