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Song Parodies -> "Squeal For Bacon Love"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Like Making Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bad Company

Parody Song Title:

"Squeal For Bacon Love"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Two of man's favorite things, SEX & BACON:
Hungry, for the strips I crave soon, it's my bacon love..
Fryin', smoking grease it smells good, bacon love..
Want to fill my, sizzling dreams, eat it everyday..
I may go to, fast food Heaven..
But I'll be frying.. while I'm.. dying.. long the way..

CHORUS:
Squeal for bacon, Squeal for bacon love..
Mouth with bacon shove, Mouth with bacon shove..
I eat my bacon.... till heart's through...

Flavor, to make any food good, wrap with bacon love..
Scented', just to have smell about me, bathe in bacon tubs...
And as I lay, on lettuce soon, You might condemn...
I'll forgive you, just bite away, Love's tenderizing..

CHORUS:
Let's make bacon, Let's make bacon love..
Strip like bacon love, strip like bacon love..
Just like bacon....love's good too...

So let's just try, those food extremes, in our bedroom play...
Now I'll wrap you, like a scallop..
You're the Hors'Dourves.. Hors'Dourves.. Hors'Dourves.. of my plate..

CHORUS:
Just make bacon, Taste our bacon love..
Tasty makin' love, Tasty makin' love..
Taste like bacon....I love you...

CHORUS:
Start that shakin', Let's make bacon grunts..
Sizzling makin' love, sizzling makin' love..
Love my bacon...and you too...

CHORUS:
I'm not fakin', not for bacon love..
Slippery makin' love, careful bacon love..
Now I'm grippin'....on to you..

CHORUS:
We're partakin', In some bacon love..
Lettuce shaking' love, Salad bacon love..
Now my dessert....is just you...

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Andy Primus - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, most men enjoy eating a fresh "bacon sandwich". Look it up in the Urban Dictionary if you don't know what I mean (not sure if it means the same in the US).
Mark Scotti - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
'Tasty' thanks to you, Andy!!!
Christie Marie M - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Great variation of choruses, especially in the end! I love eating bacon, but unfortunately was banned in our house for awhile due to the fact that we needed to watch our cholesterol. Loved this OS the first time I heard it! "Bacon" you some fresh 5's from the oven!
AFW - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Kinky and far out...I like such themes...I like bacon, too
Mark Scotti - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"Seconds" of thanks to you, AFW!!
Guy - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
@Andy - See Christie's parody for the Yank's equivelent of bacon sandwich.

Mark - Love the double entandre. Don't you just love makin' bacon? Fine parody. This should earn the seal of approval should he visit your page today. Nothing like a good BLT - "Blonds Like To...
Below Average Dave - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
So I guess I know what you get on your Sub at Subway:)
LadyBayCan - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Didn't ~ ELVIS ~ like fried Bananas & Bacon sandwiches, Sir ? . . . I will agree that the smell of bacon, could ruin a ~~~> Tryst in the Hay, Sir . . .
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
A 'BLT" of thanks to Guy(LOL!!!), Dave & LadyBay...
Guy - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - glad you liked that. My bad, I didn't say whose seal of approval this work should earn. But alas I see no comment from him and for whom I have regretably omitted in my initial comment and that person would be none other than TT. I'm sure he would enjoy this. Hope he shows.
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
You're right, Guy. i expected the turtle to come out of his shell for this one as well(LOL). We'll see....
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
See reply to your comment @ "Silent Blight" on Tuesday for why I wasn't here at all on Monday, and rarely am. (Not a matter of coming out of shell.)

DKTOB, (band), but the rhythm of the lyrics was familiar, and same title as Roberta Flack's 1974 hit. Checked, and it was the same. So KTOS.

Per Andy P., looked it up in Urban Dictionary. "Bacon" didn't have any lewd meanings, although "Makin' bacon" is a golden oldie, so I guess that's the ref.

Whew! Having made it past those hurdles (hard for turtles to hurdle, LOL!) the original greasy meaning is not much to this turtle's taste, but def Five the second meaning. (Hope that was the intention!)
Matthias - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I do love bacon especially bacon wrapped things like steak wrapped in bacon. Bacon just makes everything better. It's one of the best foods ever created, next to only potato salad.
UnKnownInNorCAL - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
^ ~ ~ ~ to the Squire above, please add " PeanutButter " to your list, Sir ! !
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Matthias & NorCal
Christie Marie M - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I enjoyed this second helping of "bacon love". There's still more love 'bacon' in the oven. LOL!! As my above comment states: 'Bacon' ya fresh 555's from the oven!
Mark Scotti - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!!
Abbott Skelding - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: I love the title sub, but the rest of the song just seemed a little off for me...it was still good, but something didn't sit right...maybe the combination of sex and bacon...lol
Guy - July 18, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM-JUN-10

I guess I did my bacon makin' comments to this one already. Please see my comments above. All that I hold sacred seems to be put to the test about the content of this parody. I need a bacon fix quick.

Man servant - Sir you have two phone calls pending.
Bacon addict - Well who are they?
Man Servant - Francis Bacon is on line 5 and the other call is from the Mayo Clinic.
Bacon Addict - OK, I'll take Bacon on 5 and hold the Mayo...
Mark Scotti - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Other menu" of thsnks to you, Abbott! To Guy...thanks and LOL...sounds like a line from "Airplane"!!
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
So, which is the greater sty, the bedroom or the kitchen? Loved the parody, had no problems with the extra syllable squealed in over the stretched "love"s.
Mark Scotti - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stretched' thhhhanks to you, Peter!!
Jeff Reuben - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
@matthias...potato salad is awesome if it's wrapped in bacon! I liked the combination of sex and bacon (who wouldn't, lol).
Below Average Dave - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Something about this one is fun, if simple, but its still fun (Jeff--as long as its not at the same time, something would feel weird about eating bacon while--well you know . . .)
Mark Scotti - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"BLT"(That's Bacon, Lettuce, and Thanks) to Jeff & Dave!!
LadyBayCAn - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, this proves it: Gents all go wild for Bacon & swinging . . . .
bobpiecheese - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't know which part of my brain to follow: the part that can't get enough cheap sexual innuendo, or the part that can't stand the smell and taste of bacon. Let's go with the former to be nice. Funny stuff here, 555!
MarK Scotti - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to lady 7 bobpie!!

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