Song Parodies -> Cosmical Lunarcy

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll Fantasy"

Original Performer:

Bad Company

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cosmical Lunarcy"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

When I heard about the credit card abuse at NASA today, I got mad. So mad that I imagined all the abusers cramed into a Ford Probe doing ninety, rear ending a Pinto, and bursting into a ball of flames. Then I wrote this parody.





Welcome to NASA’s, lunarcy
Here’s a card for a buyin’ spree
Feel free to use it
While exploring other worlds
Earn some airline miles
And make us all hurl, yeah

Pay for some poon-tang, Venus style
While E.T.’s callin’ go Buck Rogers wild
Yo! Lunar Daddy get the Honeymoon Suite
Call for room service now, so we can all eat [it]



Play the host to some cosmical lunarcy
We’ll pay the astronomical fees
Do your part for our pork barrel budgeting
Use our card for your shopping mall things


Pick up an Xbox, at the mall
You know that NASA will pay for it all
Abuses so bad, you can smell the waste
Stinking up the sky, even out in space


Play the host to some cosmical lunarcy
We’ll pay the astronomical fees
Do your part for our pork barrel budgeting
Use our card for your shopping mall things

Lunarcy, yeah, yeah, yeah…
Lunarcy, yeah, yeah, yeah…
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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Profligate fives!
Ann Hammond - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
like this
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This must be part of our skyrocketing debt... 5-5-5

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