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Song Parodies -> "The Brandyman Can"

Original Song Title:

"The Candyman Can"

Original Performer:

Aubrey Woods

Parody Song Title:

"The Brandyman Can"

Parody Written by:

Roger Baxter

The Lyrics

I must admit that the first line was inspired by "The Simpsons", but the rest is my own.
The Brandyman Can

Who can take some vodka,
Sprinkle it with ice,
Pour it down your throat until you see the barman twice,

The Brandyman, the Brandyman can...

The Brandyman can 'cause mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...

Who can slug tequila,
Down it all in one,
Sup a little Bourbon underneath the evening sun,

(The Brandyman?)

The Brandyman, the Brandyman can...

The Brandyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...

Puritans may think
Everything we drink
Borders on the sacreligious.
Following alcoholic wishes
He has always thought prodigious.

Who can take an absinthe,
Top it up with beer,
Wake up in the morning to a head that's oh so clear,

The Brandyman, the Brandyman can...

The Brandyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...

And the world tastes good

'cause the Brandyman thinks it should...

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