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Song Parodies -> "Hot Bod Winkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Rod Lincoln"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Asleep At The Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Bod Winkin'"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Out bikin'..I spy..a pink convertible Lincoln
On the drivers side is a hot bod, winkin'

You've all heard the story 'bout the human race
Where ol' Adam and Eve were doin' first chase..
My tale's the same, just updated play,
One guy connivin' to grab an A

I hear the Lincoln engine, like a tomcat, it purrs
My big chopper Harley harmonizes with hers
In these dark mirrored shades..leather jacket, windblown,
I'm Marlon Brand-o, in stone

Flash my pearly caps..brushed & freshly flossed
I love the way she steers with her tatas high tossed
Not hard to see she's amply paired
My chopper drifts..too long, stared

Teases zing in Pedro, briefed up tight
He's dreamin about a hopeful night
An impulse hits, to send a thrill
Do a seat head stand on the cruise uphill

All of a sudden, here comes a truck head on
Squeeze slight right..truck shoulders, roars gone
Yell out "Blondie, that sure was close"
She flips an eyelash, looks white as a ghost..

Not a lotta' traffic on this ribbon road
Stretch my hand, touch the Lincoln, show off mode
Check the Harley's speed, it reads ninety-five
I think, that hot babe wants a zoomy drive..

Gas it up to a hundred and four
She catches me and says, "Wanna fly some more?"
I give a twist to the highest notch
She sails with me, smooth as Irish scotch..

Desert cactus plants fly by my sleeve
Paint emerald blurs like a green carpet weave
Then she slows down..and treats my eyes,
By flashin' me a pink surprise..

Wet my lips just like a thirsty cat
Shout, with whistles, "I like that!"
Her bra top releases the other twin
My ears are burnin'..such a state I'm in

It's hot July, but hotter it feels,
Quick desert lizard just misses our wheels
We're see-saw drivin'..fallin' back, then pass
Havin' loads a' fun with this classy lass

Lotta' bugs flyin' and splattin' my face
All my mind is thinkin' is her in lace
Wind's streamin' her hair..so horizontal, it was
Like some sexy witch out of Wizard of Oz..

Her lips are pursed into the bow of Cupid
My mouth hangs open..I must look stupid
With one hand, she is drivin'.. the other one's slinkin'
I'm mesmerized by this Hot Bod Winkin'

I motion my arm in "Let's park" style
She turns and answers with a big wide smile
From nowhere a bald dude pops up, drinkin'
I wheelie away from that Hot Bod Winkin'

Could'a been killed..what was I thinkin'
Just wheelie away from the Hot Bod Winkin'

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WeekendSally - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
sir L'AIR de Farce: . . . He be a . . . Cigar Chompin' // Cat Lickin' // 2-Step Prancin' // wideChaps Swayin' // TeQuila chuggin' // Wrangler Wearin' // Spur Clickin' NorCAL Cowboy for sure, Sir !
Old Man Ribber - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Ribber said Son, you're gonna drive me drinkin' if you try to match AFW's thinkin'! ;D
AFW - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC, and OMR
Christie Marie M - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
This OS blew me way down South! Quite sheer poetry you got there! Here's some hot 555's!
Fiddlegirl - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
"Vote for Pedro"! ;) 555, with an LOL for Christie Marie M's comment!
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Aw, shucks, couldn't ya have had a "happy ending", so to speak? ;) Funny job of your Hot Rod, linkin' to this cl-ass-ic..
AFW - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie, Fg, and TT..my fantasies never end happy... :)
Phil Nelson - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Good, I'm thinkin'
Ann Hammond - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
wink wink
AFW - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Phil and Ann for comments.....
Timmy1k - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved the story and a great fit with OS
AFW - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy..appreciate your v&c
blackjack21 - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
He's poetry in motion, 555.
AFW - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks bj21
norCALvotrix - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I love a Biker in his Harley Jacket . . . very sexy ! ! . . . but please, Sir, leave that noise machine, Chopper, in your garage!

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