Song Parodies -> Wisconsin Dells (Not Quite a Ballad of)
| Original Song Title: | "Bright Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Art Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wisconsin Dells (Not Quite a Ballad of)" |
| Parody Written by: | Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells |
It's reaching that ne plus ultra
When you feel you can't stand to
Decide from hundreds of channels
Upon that idiot's lantern,
Even with on-screen programme guides
And multicasting in addition;
It's enough to leave you wondering--wondering
If there's alternatives....
CHORUS:
Wisconsin Dells--@ least you deserve it!
Wisconsin Dells--'cause psychiatry can cost so much;
Better to have some serious fun
Than to imitate it--
Wisconsin Dells....
Anti-psychotics can be damaging
To the body and the mind,
Not to mention quite expensive;
I'd be the first to suggest
That you probably need some change
Of scenery away
From that annoying idot's lantern--and may
I suggest thus:
(repeat CHORUS)
When you feel you can't stand to
Decide from hundreds of channels
Upon that idiot's lantern,
Even with on-screen programme guides
And multicasting in addition;
It's enough to leave you wondering--wondering
If there's alternatives....
CHORUS:
Wisconsin Dells--@ least you deserve it!
Wisconsin Dells--'cause psychiatry can cost so much;
Better to have some serious fun
Than to imitate it--
Wisconsin Dells....
Anti-psychotics can be damaging
To the body and the mind,
Not to mention quite expensive;
I'd be the first to suggest
That you probably need some change
Of scenery away
From that annoying idot's lantern--and may
I suggest thus:
(repeat CHORUS)
Information (and then some) about Wisconsin Dells can be had @ this Squidoo lens from one who is rather fond of Wisconsin Dells "himself."
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