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Song Parodies -> "Fat Annie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Annie (The Musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Annie"

Parody Written by:

Brady Turner

The Lyrics

This song parody was thought up and improvised when I worked at Arby's and saw a cubby little girl with curly red hair and a red dress. I hope you enjoy it!
I'm bakin' a pie
Bet your bottom dollar
That I'll swallow
Ev'ry bite.

I'll chomp it all down
Clear away the pie plate,
I'll have sorrow
When there's none

When I'm at a buffet
I'm gay,
And happy,
I just take it all in
And grin,
And say,

I'll go on a diet
Maybe eat an apple
Yes tomorrow
Check my weight

I'm dreading

You're always
A scale away

When I eat a parfait
I'm giddy,
I just chomp it all down,
and frown,
and say,

I'm staring my diet
Gotta do some exercise
Not today

I'm scared for

You're always
A pound away

Heart attack

You're always
A day away

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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