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Song Parodies -> "Blowing Gnomes"

Original Song Title:

"Going Home"

Original Performer:

Annie Haslam

Parody Song Title:

"Blowing Gnomes"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Blowing gnomes, blowing gnomes
I'm just blowing gnomes
I'm not, like, really gay
I'm just blowing gnomes

It's a lark, so thought I
That and nothing more
Perks and fun, don't care why
No one's keeping score

Bobber's there, inspecting me
Fobber's rating too
Tiny folk queuing there
All the imps I blew
All the imps I blew

Fluffing dwarves again
On the petting train
One more double rondelay
One more thong to pluck and play
Dinghys row ashore...

Clowny car, sprites agley
Exit one by one
Piling on, nakey fray
Peter Piper's buns

Take a break, second wind
Smudge some lippy balm
Bide the snake, Hoover style
Knowing more's to come

Blowing gnomes, blowing gnomes
I'm just blowing gnomes
It's a lark, so thought I
That and nothing more
I am blowing gnomes
I'm just blowing gnomes

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George Takei - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh my! Gotta put some mayonnaise on my 6" and call Callmelennie!!
Callmelennie - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
^^You are relieved of your post, Helmsman!! Chekhov, escort George to his quarters!!
Chekhov - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
^ I'd rather be beamed out of here, Captain. Either George is stowing dilithium crystals in his pocket, or he's glad to see me.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
The title is a "bit" suggestive... 555!
Chuck - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Come clean Callmelennie. We know all about your mayonnaise fetish AND your ties to George Takei.
Callmelennie - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
You all keep up with this mayonnaise and George Takei smear (Ba doom tsssh) and you'll force me to unleash my inner Shat on your asses. You have been .... forewarned ........... Chuck
CML - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Besides, it should be obvious to anyone that I had the hots for Janice Rand. As I used to say to the nuns at my Catholic school, "Now THERE'S a woman who could really do some yeoman's work on me, because she seems to be the type who would never quit her post until the mission was accomplished, know what I'm saying, Sister?"
Gary Coleman - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ what you talkin' bout Lennie?
Frank - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
People, please leave CML alone with his Mayonnaise à Trois!!!
mayonannimal - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
he he he
Callmelennie - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I'd be hard pressed to Kraft a better pun than that, Frank ... so I wont even try
José Jimenez - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
You should never write about BJs on Drinco de Mayo.
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2017 - Report this comment
@PP, DKTOS, but I am glad to see you active on the site. Looking forward to whatever else your crazy mind creates here.
Curious - May 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes, PP, when can we expect another incredible parody from you?
Porfle Popnecker - May 13, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't know, but thanks for the nice comments guys!

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