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Song Parodies -> "We've Cooked a Horrid Tasting Stew"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Need Anything But You"

Original Performer:

Annie

Parody Song Title:

"We've Cooked a Horrid Tasting Stew"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Oliver Warbucks is an entrepreneur, not a chef. And now he's facing mockery from his staff, wife and daughter over that half-hearted attempt at putting culinary matters into his own hands.
[Warbucks]
I so want to cook

[Annie]
A soup like clam chowder

[Warbucks]
More often than not

[Annie]
Gourmet he was never

[Warbucks]
I googled recipes
Yet my dish tastes like flu --

[Warbucks and Annie]
We've cooked a horrid-tasting stew!

[Warbucks]
Ingredients abound
I could smell it simmer
But still it went wrong
I felt like a sinner

[Annie]
And then that pressure cooker's
Blabbing "Bu-Bu-Boo?"

[Warbucks]
Bu-Bu-Bu
Horrid-tasting stew!

[Annie]
Daddy's dish was plain awful

[Warbucks]
You can say that again

[Annie]
Daddy's dish was plain awful

[Warbucks]
Oh well

[Annie]
Reject!

[Warbucks and Annie]
That's then

[Annie]
I smell a dead mouse

[Warbucks]
Now that's a big minus

[Warbucks and Annie]
You know Mrs. Pugh
Would all but chastise us

[Warbucks]
I'm but a business man
But not a chef, boo hoo

[Warbucks and Annie]
We've cooked a horrid-tasting stew!

[Warbucks]
This tastes worse than my mother's

[Annie]
That would give her a shock

[Warbucks]
Put salt, oh wait, it's sugar
Or else...

[Annie]
It'd go...

[Warbucks and Annie]
Oh, yuck!

[Annie]
You cooked like a jerk
And no one devoured

[Warbucks]
That soup's rotten stench
I think it's too sour

[Warbucks]
Now all I ever need
Is culinary school
I felt like I am such a fool!

[Servants]
We couldn't help but
Laugh at our employer
A wannabe chef
But it's a disaster
We see that Mrs. Grace
Has joined at mocking you

[Warbucks]
This soup has horrid taste

[Annie]
Horrid taste

[All]
Horrid taste
We've cooked a horrid-tasting stew!
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