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Song Parodies -> "I Think I'll Drift My Car Right Here"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here"

Original Performer:

Annie

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I'll Drift My Car Right Here"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

What happens when you turn a musical about a little redheaded Irish orphan into a musical about an eager rally driver and his co-driver who just made his WRC debut. DKTOS? Here's a video of the original Broadway LP recording.
[CO-DRIVER]
I'll write a list of where we'll drive
[spoken] 100 Easy left maybe, no, hard I think

[CO-DRIVER]
Instructions on how you will steer
[spoken] Hard... no, medium, I think

[CO-DRIVER]
You better put it in your head
[spoken] A jump, no, a medium crest, me thinks

[DRIVER]
I think I'll drift my car right here

[CO-DRIVER]
Make sure you'd tell what's right from left

[DRIVER]
[spoken] Am I that blind? Oh boy...

[CO-DRIVER]
Spare tire and parts stashed in the rear

[DRIVER]
[spoken] Wouldn't that bog us down in the rally?

[CO-DRIVER]
We gotta get to start at noon
[spoken] Oh, and make sure we don't incur any penalties, please

[DRIVER]
I think I'll drift my car right here

[CO-DRIVER]
Hit the brakes, no mistakes
Lest we'd go astray
Go flat-out, not a doubt
Hit the gas, we will pass

[CO-DRIVER]
Your car's but an expensive toy

[DRIVER]
[spoken] That's okay, I won't be wrecking it anyway

[CO-DRIVER]
You driver, goes like you're on beers

[CO-DRIVER]
We have but one request
Please win this gravel test

[DRIVER]
I think I'll drift my car right here!

Used to drive in the streets
Cops tell me to freeze
In the lead, while you read
These pacenotes, bring us hope

[CO-DRIVER]
*pinches driver*

[DRIVER]
[spoken] Ouch!

[CO-DRIVER]
[spoken] I didn't mean to!
[Singing] I hope you wouldn't end up fail

[ALL]
We hope we'll never ever fail

[DRIVER]
I'm gonna show my talent here

[CO-DRIVER]
We hope you understand
These notes are my command

[DRIVER]
I think I'll drift my car right here!
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