-> "I Don't Know Where My Keys Are"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Know How to Love Him"
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Know Where My Keys Are"
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"I don't know where my keys are
Where are they? Where'd you put them?"
You're a man.
You're such a man.
Just like a million times before
I haven't touched your keys.
They're in the door.
But you still can't find your keys
No I won't let you take mine
You lost them too
I've found them, hidden them from you
You'll never find them again
They're in my hand
Still you're looking "round
Searching up and down
And it's all my fault
Like I'm your mother now
There's a spare set on the fridge
Said "I'll remember that they're there"
Don't you think it's kind of funny
We're always in this position?
You're the one who always screams
"Get ready! Hurry Up! We have to leave now!"
Then we'll look for your keys
For a whole hour.*
Wouldn't it be nice
If once we were on time?
No they're not upstairs
You just looked up there
Why the hell would I take your keys?
We're due fifty minutes ago
Yet, you'll deny all this completely
You'll tell this story to your friends
But instead it will star me
For goodness sake I'm shaking them
Right up in your face!
My God you're slow.
YOU found them I know
Can we just go?
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