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Song Parodies -> "Moore, Roy Moore"

Original Song Title:

"More, More, More"

Original Performer:

Andrea True Connection

Parody Song Title:

"Moore, Roy Moore"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

What a scumbag this Roy Moore is. What's even worse are the Christian Evangelicals that support this jackleg in spite of pedophilia. Jeff Flake, a REPUBLICAN said it best: "We have become the party of Roy Moore & Donald Trump.....we're toast".
Ooh, Roy really likes 'em young
Ooh, Roy really likes 'em young

But if you want to know when he "copped a feel"
Get the cameras rollin'
Interview Leigh Corfman
Kayla, she knows the charges all are real
Deny it if she wants to
Says it's no big deal.....

Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?
Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?
Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?

Ooh, Roy really likes 'em young
Ooh, Roy really likes 'em young

But if you want to know where he "copped a feel"
Call on Beverly Nelson
Go ask Tina Johnson
Republicans swear that this is no big deal
Denial, cuz' the election is what they wanna' steal

Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?
Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?
Moore, Moore, Moore
Roy really likes 'em, he really likes em' young......!

(sax solo)

But if you want to know how he "copped a feel"
Go ask Kelly Hanson
Then ask Gloria Deason

Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?
Moore, Moore, Moore
How does he like em', how does he like 'em?

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Teach Women Not To Lie About Rape - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Those false accusers should have all their property confiscated and given to Moore, and Gloria Allred should be disbarred and sentenced to twenty years in a maximum security prison with a bunch of rapists for hiring the false accusers.
Mirror Melford Heisler RN - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Gloria Deason looked so innocent & bookish on TV yesterday. She was no prude back when she dated Roy Moore. She didn't wear glasses then either. Actually she didn't wear much of anything in her pics.
Kate Harding - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
It would feel good, momentarily, to see Franken resign and the Democratic governor of Minnesota, Mark Dayton, appoint a senator who has not (as far as we know) harmed women. If I believed for one second that Franken is the only Democrat in the Senate who has done something like this, with or without photographic evidence, I would see that as the best and most appropriate option. But in the world we actually live in, I’m betting that there will be more. And more after that. And they won’t all come from states with Democratic governors and a deep bench of progressive replacements. Some will, if ousted, have their successors chosen by Republicans.
Gloria Allred (in an alternate universe where the accusations are actually true) - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Sure, we'll totally hand over the yearbook for analysis! You can see for yourself how genuine it all is.
James Carville - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.
Darrel Nelson - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Alabama needs to call for the arrest of Gloria Allred for election tampering and fraud. And more importantly for pissing us off.
Don Surber - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
No, Democrats, you don't get your virginity back.
Doug Schoen - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I think there is a special place in Hell for Kirsten Gillibrand. She was elected with the help of both Clintons. They campaigned, they fundraised. They extended themselves. And now you saw how she jumped at the chance to say Bill Clinton should retrospectively resign from office.
New York Times - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Now that it's too late to punish Bill Clinton for all of his crimes, we TOTALLY believe his accusers.
Washington Post - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
THIS time, we're not lying to you; honest! This time, we SWEAR we're not lying to you the way we've always lied to you before!
Math Major - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Interesting numbers in the several Moore parodies to date: 31 or 32 mindless ones-givers each time.
Deuteronomy 19:15-21 - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
One witness is not enough to convict anyone accused of any crime or offense they may have committed. A matter must be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses. If a malicious witness takes the stand to accuse someone of a crime, the two people involved in the dispute must stand in the presence of the Lord before the priests and the judges who are in office at the time. The judges must make a thorough investigation, and if the witness proves to be a liar, giving false testimony against a fellow Israelite, then do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you. The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing be done among you. Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
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Why in the holy f'ing hell is this guy commenting here, and why does he claim to have so much knowledge abut Gloria Deason? Mirror Melford Heisler RN (https://twitter.com/mrmelpsychrn?lang=en)
Anonymous - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ what's it to you, douchebag?
Just another anonymous coward, like everyone else in this comment section - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey now! We're ALL douchebags here!
Patrick - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Who is playing that saxophone solo?
Jeff (the author) - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I would bet Roy's Senate seat that all the above comments were made by one or two trolls. Well, trolls...DIG THIS: Too bad Flight 93 never arrived "on schedule"....we wouldn't have all the old crooked Republicans in Congress handing out our money to rich people and corporations. And pedophiles in the Senate now? Someone once said....."When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a Bible....."

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