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Song Parodies -> "No Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Tomorrow (From ANNIE)"

Original Performer:

Andrea McArdle

Parody Song Title:

"No Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Bentley

The Lyrics

I wrote this for the kids when I was in a production of ANNIE a few years ago and we all had great fun with it. The little girl playing Annie always had to leave when we started singing it because she was afraid she'd get it caught in her head and belt out NO PIZZA! NO PIZZA! onstage....
I wonder where is....my pizza
I am sure I called in for a pizza
At ten past eight
It's quarter to twelve... no pizza
Could it be they're bringing me my pizza
Kinda late?

Well I ordered a large supreme, no mushroom
But I'd settle for cheese or anchovyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

In thirty or less they promised
I was told they guaranteed their pizza de-liv-er-y....
NO PIZZA! NO PIZZA! IT'S MIDNIGHT - NO PIZZA!
No more Papa John's for me.

NOOOOOOOOO......PIZZA! NO PIZZA! IT'S MIDNIGHT! NO PIZZA!
NO MORE PAPA JOHHHHHHHN'S......

FOOOOOOOOR.......

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........................!
(BTW - I know pizza delivery guarantees are a thing of the past but I needed it for the song. I got a lot of flack about it! I was like....Dude! A little Ex-lax for the soul, okay?)

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Rex - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A tasty parody - and with free delivery!

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