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Song Parodies -> "Damn, I Really Gotta Pee"

Original Song Title:

"You're The Biggest Part Of Me"

Original Performer:

Ambrosia

Parody Song Title:

"Damn, I Really Gotta Pee"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

(Urine)
is storing up inside me
(soaring)
to the porta-potty
(move it)
I need to get inside it
Damn, I really gotta pee

(sleep for night)
wake-up, I gotta now pee
(Make a right)
get to the bathroom to see
(Damnit)
They got there before me
Damn, I really gotta pee

Take a piss, hey hey (Take a piss)
Ya know Ive really got to
Take a wiz, hey hey(Take a wiz)
And then I will feel good
Im better now
my peeing is through
so now Ive washed out my bladder
and its no longer full

(School bus)
Heading for Tocoma
(Oh no)
my bladder can not hold 'er
(wet pants)
I couldnt keep it in now
And now my pants are full of pee

(bladder)
got a feeling that bladder
(scatter)
Soon is gunna scatter
(Splatter)
and it soon will splatter
Damn, Ive really gotta pee

Take a piss, hey hey (Take a piss)
Ya know Ive really got to
Take a wiz, hey hey(Take a wiz)
And then I will feel good
Im better now
my peeing is through
so now Ive washed out my bladder
and its no longer full

I really should be peeing
its relief to me
oh I just cant wait
until I pee
it comes out like a river
Feels like eturnity
I finally found someplace
where I could pee
it feels good to me

Oh, Ive gotta go now
to the toilet

Take a piss, hey hey (Take a piss)
Ya know Ive really got to
Take a wiz, hey hey(Take a wiz)
And then I will feel good
Im better now
my peeing is through
so now Ive washed out my bladder
and its no longer full

(Too soon)
its coming out way too soon
(Bathroom)
I need to find a bathroom
(baboon)
Im peeing like a baboon
wow, I really had to pee

(bladder)
got a feeling that bladder
(scatter)
Soon is gunna scatter
(Splatter)
and it soon will splatter
Damn, Ive really gotta pee
Now its storred inside of me
Damn, I really had to pea

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I let it go
I took a tinkle
Im gunna stay neer a toilet bowl
So I can still live
Damn, I really had to pee

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becca - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
i loved it!!

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