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Song Parodies -> "Die Another Day"

Original Song Title:

"Queen of Chinatown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amanda Lear

Parody Song Title:

"Die Another Day"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Come one! Come all! It's Round 20 of Bond History Month! This movie was special not only for being the 20th (official) movie in the franchise, but also because it marked the 40th anniversary of the James Bond movie series! It was also the last of the "traditional" Bond films, in other words, the last one to feature certain elements such as Q, Moneypenny, etc... Anyways, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
It was just another day,
‘Till Bond became a prisoner.
Used up a year of his life,
Never smiled and never cried.

Now he’s back and death can wait
For another day.
Now he’s pushing doomsday back
To another day.

He’s got his wits,
He’s got his weapons,
And he’s also
Got all the time in the world.
It looks like he will Die Another Day!

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day!
It’s not yet his time to go away!

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day!
His number’s up when he says it’s so!

It was just another day,
‘Till Bond became a prisoner.
Used up a year of his life,
Never smiled and never cried.

Gustav Graves wants his own way,
Die Another Day.
Yes, this man seems so astray,
Die Another Day.

Oh, life is pain,
Oh, life is senseless,
The odds get stacked
So they’re impossibly high.
Even so, Bond will Die Another Day!

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day!
It’s not yet his time to go away!

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day!
His number’s up when he says it’s so!

It was just another day,
‘Till Bond became a prisoner.
Used up a year of his life,
Never smiled and never cried.

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day!

When his life gets a bit too messy,
Won’t back down
When the stakes are high,
He makes sure he will Die Another Day!

James Bond, James Bond,
(He’s moving out)
He will Die Another Day!
(He’ll bust ‘em up)
Our man is here to stay!

James Bond, James Bond,
He will Die Another Day…
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by book stabbing

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Wild Child JIN - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
James Bond may "Die Another Day" but this parody will "Live on Forever!" 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Love it- well done!!! 555!!!

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