Who is this man, who plays music on his pen, using nothing but his mouth? (do do do do do)
And who is this man who has some x-ray pictures, of hitting nails with his thumb? (do do do do do)
Oh, Who's this living soul, whose trying to lose control, by making his eyelids turn from inside out?

(chorus)
Oh, Show & Tell, just a game we play, with the people in the seats, and Letterman
oh, they'll show you & tell you, all the silly things they do
things they do, baby

Who is this girl who can give her mouth a whirl humming a song with some drums? (a song with some drums)
And who is this girl who has a larger tattoo on a show that is late night? (show that is late night)
Oh, Dave is the man who knows what the people can, some are real strange and some are bizarre

(repeat chorus)

Who's this living soul, who's trying to lose control, by making his eyelids turn inside out?

(repeat chorus 2x)