in the morning, there's some bogus toonies
they were funnier way back in time
you'd be laughing right out loud...at all the stories
but the fare's now a crime

they come out really dumb with some lame jokes running
and the image wallows in your brain
don't bother looking at animations
lest the era which they came...
is "felix the cat"

the drawing's really fine...no question
and you'll crack up as gags occur
and you'll holler till your heart is palpitating
a pitter-pat is near

the professor calls and rock bottom brawls
its the magic bag, they're driven to
pointdexter says, "this is my style"
the master cylinder rolls through
its "felix the cat"

well, he always acts so coolly
he's a feline who's as smooth as can be
his life is intense and unruly
he's no faker..we find he's wholesome inside
he's "felix the cat"

when the morning comes, i tune the picture
and there's just one thing, i want on
its the only valid choice...and so i pick it
because i'm quite fond

then that ol' refrain
of the theme song came
and i dig it as i do each day
you know some toons should run forever
and i hope that this one stays
its "felix the cat"