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Song Parodies -> "Dong Supporter"

Original Song Title:

"On The Border"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Dong Supporter"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

His itching gropes go down to floss his steaming sword-er

Struggling un-der boxer-tops to Mannish quarters

His skin ripped-up, he wails so loud
His own tube fails, he thunders "OW !!"

Girds his rifle
in a silver
Dong Supporter


( Brief Spanish-guitar instrumental )


He's enthralled, the codpiece on his lap is stunning

Some laugh at how he rend-ers socks so strangely cunning

His crotch it wears cup-skin so tight

A manly yet alarming sight

Has led the nerds
to hose-inflating
Dong Supporters


( Brief Spanish-guitar instrumental )


In the village where he grew up
Stuffing seems so lame
Still you never see him change from ways too vain

(And) No-one noticed his new custom hip-array


( Long Spanish-guitar instrumental )


Late last night his brain was talking Esperanto

It proved he was The Lone Ranger and even Tonto

He bought five raw clowns trimmed in meat
For spearing of the wenchery

Swelling up fat,
weirdo wearing
Dong Supporter


( Brief Mannish-guitar instrumental )


In the Highlands where he grew up
Tartans seem the same
They're just the patterns that are claimed
In every glen

Butt-hair's a dangerous affair for kilted men


( Dong Mannish-guitar instrumental )


His swishing poke goes down to floss his steamy sword-er

Struggling un-der Scottish-boxers' clannish border

A grin's lit up his face so proud
His gross tune wails, he sung so loud

Squirms a trifle
in his silver
Dong Supporter

Dong Supporter
Dong Supporter
Dong Supporter

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Rick C - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent title and parody! "Late last night his brain was talking Esperanto It proved he was The Lone Ranger and even Tonto" LOL!
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
beautifully twisted scribblin'
AFW - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I support this parody...very uplifting and humorous
John Barry - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very jockular. 5s
Johnny D - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Alvin, AFW, and JB.
Tommy Turtle - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
TMGLTM; e.g. "spearing of the wenchery" - I like this kind of wordplay. Fives, and missed ya - glad ta see ya back!
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back too...I always enjoy your parodies - this one I really enjoyed. 5's
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I used to love the whole "Year Of The Cat" album, JD, and had forgotten this song, so it was nice to hear the OS again - I can see why you did it - "Dong Supporter" is an absolute classic sub - LOL - 555
Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick already mentioned my favorite line, though "Butt-hair's a dangerous affair for kilted men" was awesome too. Long Dong Silver, five votes TODAY!. Glad to see you back as well.
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, Pat, Stu, and Red Ant. It's great to be back amongst y'all !
PMS - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This pricked my funny bone. Too many great lines to mention.
Johnny D - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS.
Red Ant - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3D) See above!
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Supremely goofy work. 555. Glad to have heard this song for the first time (the music suspiciously sounds like Ben Folds Five...)
bobpiecheese - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) Even though I don't know what the hell this is on about (AGAIN...please don't hit me), the tight pacing and general obscurity (to me) of it all will place you high when I'm choosing who to vote for. Well done, Johnny!
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
"Steamt sword-er", "custom hip-array"...you sure have a way with words, JS. Goofy classic. 555
Rick C - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3D) - Great subs in this!
Cat - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) Oh my lord, JD. I honestly can't remember many other parodies that had me laughing as hard as this one. You had me at "codpiece," which I've always thought was a funny-sounding word, but definitely TMGLTM.
Matthias - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Aye Johnny, butt-hair is a dangerous affair for kilted man, so is not giving fives to deserving parodies!
Michael McVey - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Can't say I really understood this one, but that's because it's outside my genre and I don't even know what a dong is. Perhaps shorthand for donkey kong (lol)? But this is a good piece of satire. -- MM
Johnny D - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, Agrimorfee, bobpiecheese, Kristof, Rick, Cat, Matthias, and Michael. Michael -- a dong is a dual-purpose male appendage, often protected by an athletic "supporter", hence the title of this parody.
Stuart McArthur - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3D) as I said above, I know the OS well, but I didn't know I knew it SO well until I read this, which is testament to your amazingly close subs, and I loved "Butt-hair's a dangerous affair for kilted men"
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Some may refer to their dong as Donkey Kong...not out of the realm of believability. Nicely done.
Johnny D - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Stuart & Jeff.

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