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Song Parodies -> "Year Of The Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Year Of The Cat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Year Of The Fat"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

this song aint all that i overused the word weight and none of the lines are pacing but were meant for you to sing it fast and when i say jenny i mean jenny craig and when i say manning i mean payton manning the football player
on a morning had some yogart frozen
not a country where they burn calories
can not move in through the crowd cause there stomachs growling
constipated by cheese
she comes out with a bun and big dress running
likes a platter of corn and some chips
dont bother asking for jenny programs
she will just tell you that she lives
in the year of the fat


she doesnt give some time for exercises
and she has bigger arms than yours
and you follow to the fridge to see the pies it
completly dissapears
shes so huge she made the stock market fall
cant just fit through doors and she will eat you
with mayonnaise she says i feel just like
theres twinke cream running through
my blood stream man shes fat

she likes to eat good cool whip
and shes wide and can take up the whole sea
she eats her big cans of raviolis
so you know about food and what makes her inside
the year of the fat

well the morning comes and she got bigger
than a bus and the tourists are small
and you really hate healthy choices and lose weight programs
never want your weight to fall
but the stretchmarks remain from gaining weight
and your big you can tackle manning
you know sometime ill be like kate moss
but for now i eat onion rings
in the year of the fat

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Guy - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
What a hoot! Best line "shes so huge she made the stock market fall ". I once had a girl friend that was so fat. Really now how fat was she? She was so fat that she said one Christmas morning after I bestowed a gift to her of a VCR, `Oh, how cute, a pager'. Pa-rum-pump! I mean she was so fat that she had more chins than a Beijging phone directory. Pa-rum-pump-rum-pump-pump, sha-whit-shhhhhhhhh! Her scale only goes to 555. SHe got on and it said to be continued. Fine write Stu.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e - Dis one wiz-guy ever-one called iz azz Chicken-testa wuz name iz Carlito (Chicken-Testa) Cinchenza mosly cuz iz head looked like a chicken had dis fat ol' lady. Anyway dis one day Pauley (Walnuts) called iz ol' lady so fat dat she cud clog up a black hole. BLAM - BLAM - BLAM - BLAM!!! Scuse - HEY-E LUCO BRAZZI LEAVE DA GUN BUT TAKE DA CANNOLIS. Where wuz I - oh yea iz ol' lady got u-st stress testin' da elvaders at Macy's par-time. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.
Andria - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I am plus-sized, but not nearly as big as the lady in this parody. At 5'7" and 155 lbs with a JLo or Beyonce-esque tush, a 30-inch waist and a 36C cup size, I am considered overweight, but despite the extra weight, I have an attractive figure, and I enjoyed this parody. Here are 555 boxes of Alli weight-loss tablets, 5s all across.

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