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Song Parodies -> "Scramblin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin' Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Allman Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Scramblin' Man"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Lord, I was born a scramblin' man
Fryin' up some bacon and a-throwin' some eggs in a pan
When it's time for eatin', I hope that you like Spam
Cause I was born a scramblin' man

My father was a Catholic priest in Boston
And he wound up on the wrong end of a nun
They kept things real quiet and discreet-like
They sold me to a Waffle House at one

Lord, I was born a scramblin' man
Fryin' up some bacon and a-throwin' some eggs in a pan
When it's time for eatin', I hope that you like Spam
Cause I was born a scramblin' man

I'm on my way back east to meet my Father
I bet he'll be surprised when he sees me
I'll help him out with his parish pancake breakfast
Then whack him with my skillet painfully

Lord, I was born a fam-less man
Fryin' up revenge and then a-cookin' up a fiendish plan
When it's time for beatin', his hide I'm gonna tan
Cause I was born a fam-less man




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Guy DiRito - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You must be on a roll today. Lot's of clever lines. For a moment there I thought this was going to be about the gangs of New York with the priest being a 'father'.
Great line ==> And he wound up on the wrong end of a nun. Keep 'em comin'.
Spaff.com - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Is there a right side of a nun?
Wild Man - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL ......................................Sick! that's what you are. It's almost so absurd, it could actualy be true!
Claude Prez - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks you all. And Spaff: There is a right end of a nun; I'd show you but It's a nasty habit & I'm trying to quit.
Spaff.com - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Huh-huh. You said nasty habits. Are those the ones made of leather?
Diva - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude , This is right up there with Malky's "I Shot The Parrot " My two picks of the week. Wild and I have such fun reading parodies this week!!!
Royce Miller - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
very fun to read, Claude
Melhi - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very Funny! I'd roll on the floor laughing, but considering that this is a room full of monkeys, it's probably best to stand. Since I was the 5th voter, anyway, I just went ahead and made it fives across the board.
Wild Man - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good Melhi, I noticed that you did not abbreviate. Due to to my dyslexia. I once Rolled on a laughing floor.
Way the by Claude: The defintition of "SICK" in Biker lingo: Is a good thing! The best !
Michael Pacholek - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You were egg-specting all fives? You got 'em! I saw the title and thought this was going to be about a quarterback, but "wrong end of a nun" made this a touchdown.
Meriadoc - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
The nun was funny, but it was the Spam that got me! :-D
Claude Prez - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all; you guys are second to nun
Rick D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Better late for your fives than never.
Johnny D - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
As I was driving in my Saturn stache the other day, I was kind of hummin' "Ramblin' Man" and pondering possible parodies, one of which was "Scramblin' Man" - but now I see you got to it before me - so here are your three 5's and a big congratulations as well.
Jonathan S. - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Well-written, hilarious segue/ending. And a mention of that 'lovely Spam, wonderful Spam' doesn't hurt either. 555

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