Song Parodies -> Tighter, Blighter!
| Original Song Title: | "Tighter, Tighter" |
| Original Performer: | Alive and Kicking |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tighter, Blighter!" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Cabin boy, me hearty!
Ye be me poopdeck party!
Oh ye gave me such a beautiful feelin' !
No seamen could swab a-me pole now,
Like me cabin-boy knows how!
ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Me cabin boy's up in me can's port-hole,
Yo-ho-HO!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Love off-shore's surprisin' !
Open up me thighs an' ,
He'll reach out and he'll swab me gland!
Cabin boy, swab a-me pole now!
Hearty, don't a-let go now --- ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Now shove yer peg-leg where the sun won't go!
Yo-ho-HO!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
( --- instrumental with many "ARRHH's" and "YO-HO's" --- )
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
We're all drinkin' rum as we "HAR!" an' "YO!"
Thar he BLOWS!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
"Captain, I'm swabbin' yer pole now!"
"Matey, don't a-let go now --- ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!"
Ye be me poopdeck party!
Oh ye gave me such a beautiful feelin' !
No seamen could swab a-me pole now,
Like me cabin-boy knows how!
ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Me cabin boy's up in me can's port-hole,
Yo-ho-HO!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Love off-shore's surprisin' !
Open up me thighs an' ,
He'll reach out and he'll swab me gland!
Cabin boy, swab a-me pole now!
Hearty, don't a-let go now --- ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
Now shove yer peg-leg where the sun won't go!
Yo-ho-HO!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
( --- instrumental with many "ARRHH's" and "YO-HO's" --- )
Yo-ho!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
We're all drinkin' rum as we "HAR!" an' "YO!"
Thar he BLOWS!
YO-HO!
Come bust me barnacle tighter, ARRHH matey!
"Captain, I'm swabbin' yer pole now!"
"Matey, don't a-let go now --- ARRHH now matey, bust me barnacle, blighter!"
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DTOS, matey, but I'm givin' ya fives for the double entendre chuckles I got.
Swab out yer back door with some 5's...three of 'em ought to do the trick. You and Paul Robinson sure put out some great pirate stuff, Johnny. Keep on keepin' on
Johnny, have you ever heard the Firesign Theater album, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra"? It's a Sherlock Holmes parody and involves one scene on a pirate ship I know you'd love. That is my favorite album of theirs, but it's less well known than "Bozos" or "Nick Danger"
That was very jolly, Roger! 5's overboard ! Rick D, can you direct me to the Rancho Malerio Clowndeminiums?
They're right past the Shadow Valley Condoms. If you lived there, you'd be home by now.
OVRTOS (Only vaguely remember the OS) but this sure buckled my swashes! 555
Thanks JB, Dee, Rick D, Rick C, and Kristof.
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
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