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Song Parodies -> "Learning My ABC's"

Original Song Title:

"You Ought To Be With Me"

Original Performer:

Al Green

Parody Song Title:

"Learning My ABC's"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

So, what did I do in elementary school?
(sfx: bell ringing)

My clock rings, and i'm still sleep
Mom wakes me up to school so I
Can learn my ABC's
Yeah, Learning my ABC's

School bus comes, kids get on
Come to school, and when the journey's done
We'll learn our ABC's
Learning our ABC's, everyday

(sfx: bell ringing)

The bell rings, and breakfast's through
Circle time tells us how are you
To learn our ABC's
Hey, Learning our ABC's

Reading, English, Arts & Crafts
Puppet shows and even Math
Lunch time is only minutes away
Lunch lady, what's on the menu today?

The ABC makes up 26
Read up books like the 3 little pigs
And it's easy to see why you & me
Can learn together easily

We try to touch our noses and eyes
And became friends with girls & guys
I don't know the reason why
I learned my ABC's until I die

I learned my ABC's until I die

(sfx: bell ringing)

3 O' clock is the time
No more math and words that rhyme
It's time to just go home, leave us alone
Go reverse in the same zone

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Fitu - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Imagine if you didn't still learn your ABC's, and you thought ABC's were gay in Elementary. And if you flunked and said ABC's weren't your favorite you'd probably trade it in for game puzzles and give the ABC's to the Office and say that ABC is only a channel not an alphabet.
Teuila - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool,Weird and not dumb.

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