Song Parodies -> It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger
| Original Song Title: | "It Never Rains in Southern California" |
| Original Performer: | Albert Hammond |
| Parody Song Title: | "It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
( --- instrumental intro --- )
Got a horror-chest-mound, steroid's -- sporty leaven!
Never thinks before deciding what to do!
Oh, he'll drop a palm in groupies'
Cleavage, waists, and booties
Spanks boobs
Sure spanks boobs
Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger
Seems he often blurts that mindless talk he roars
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator
It snores
Man, it snores
Out of work? You're out of his head!
Arnie won't detect you're out of bread!
You're unemployed?
You're underfed?
Well, "no one's at home"
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator
Wit's poor
Man's wit's poor
( --- instrumental --- )
"Vill you sell me votes back home? I dearly paid it!"
"My coffers' bucks don't go as far today!"
"Please don't tell 'em how you found me,
dope-selling Robert Downey!
Bribery take!
Bri-ber-y take!"
Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger
He quite often blurts that mindless talk he roars
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Grope-Yer-Legger
It's 4
I.Q.'s 4
( --- instrumental fade --- )
Got a horror-chest-mound, steroid's -- sporty leaven!
Never thinks before deciding what to do!
Oh, he'll drop a palm in groupies'
Cleavage, waists, and booties
Spanks boobs
Sure spanks boobs
Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger
Seems he often blurts that mindless talk he roars
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator
It snores
Man, it snores
Out of work? You're out of his head!
Arnie won't detect you're out of bread!
You're unemployed?
You're underfed?
Well, "no one's at home"
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator
Wit's poor
Man's wit's poor
( --- instrumental --- )
"Vill you sell me votes back home? I dearly paid it!"
"My coffers' bucks don't go as far today!"
"Please don't tell 'em how you found me,
dope-selling Robert Downey!
Bribery take!
Bri-ber-y take!"
Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger
He quite often blurts that mindless talk he roars
It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Grope-Yer-Legger
It's 4
I.Q.'s 4
( --- instrumental fade --- )
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Great title, fabulous first line - I had this mental image of the local Raging Grannies contingent serenading the Governator with this.
Johnny, I guess yours is the antithesis to my parody about Arnold to this same original song--shows what a different viewpoint people have.
Good call here, JD...as a Californian I was skeptical about Arnold, but willing to give him a chance after he got the gig through that ridiculous recall process we have out here (you can be 'Governator' if the incumbent is not very popular (and what politician is at this particular moment in time) and has serious issues pending and not enough money to deal with all or even most of them, and the election draws enough candidates to split up the vote. All you need is enough "Name Identification", a firm handshake, the right clothes and a 'winning smile'...Anyway, still willing to give him a try...but he still thinks we are in a recall election...his 'solution' to everything seems to be to "put it on the ballot"...Hell, that's what we elect a Governor and a Legislature for...I can't begin to tell you how many badly written and capricious laws we now have on the books in CA from "Yes" or "No" propositions that the Public votes on without ever even reading about what it will do...and they shouldn't HAVE to...that's why we ELECT representatives...(SNARL)...Well, anyway, Arnold has the same set of remaining unsolved issues as Gray Davis had and just as few real answers...and, as you have shown above, a rather sizeable number of his own personal follies and pecadillos on the plate...OH...5's...
i roared...man, i roared...5s
Johnny: Too bad Californians said, "Hasta la vista, baby" to their own brains. Paul: I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can get Ahnold to say "pecadilloes" -- and make sure you get it on video.
The Usurpanator's approval ratings have gone down, but yours are up - 5's.
555. You would really have Ah-nold by the balls, if steroids hadn't shrunk 'em up. Keep this series going, lots of laughs in all of them so far.
Great idea for a parody.
Clever parody, JD. As another Californian, my take on Schwarzenegger is that he is clearly imperfect, but he is clearly a big improvement over his predecessor. When there is a budget deficit, there have to be some cuts; and the beneficiaries of state irresponsibility in previous years are now whining about most of Schwarzenegger's constructive proposals.
Thanks, Ravyn, Royce, Paul, alvin, MP, 2Eagle, Dee, Larry, and John.
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