Song Parodies -> It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger

Original Song Title:

"It Never Rains in Southern California"

Original Performer:

Albert Hammond

  
Parody Song Title:

"It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Parody Written by:

Johnny D

( --- instrumental intro --- )

Got a horror-chest-mound, steroid's -- sporty leaven!

Never thinks before deciding what to do!

Oh, he'll drop a palm in groupies'
Cleavage, waists, and booties

Spanks boobs
Sure spanks boobs


Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger

Seems he often blurts that mindless talk he roars

It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator

It snores
Man, it snores


Out of work? You're out of his head!

Arnie won't detect you're out of bread!

You're unemployed?
You're underfed?

Well, "no one's at home"


It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Gropenator

Wit's poor
Man's wit's poor


( --- instrumental --- )


"Vill you sell me votes back home? I dearly paid it!"

"My coffers' bucks don't go as far today!"

"Please don't tell 'em how you found me,
dope-selling Robert Downey!

Bribery take!
Bri-ber-y take!"


Seems it
Ne-ver brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger

He quite often blurts that mindless talk he roars

It never brains in Schwarzenegger, the Girl-Grope-Yer-Legger

It's 4
I.Q.'s 4

( --- instrumental fade --- )
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Ravyn Rant - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, fabulous first line - I had this mental image of the local Raging Grannies contingent serenading the Governator with this.
Royce Miller - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, I guess yours is the antithesis to my parody about Arnold to this same original song--shows what a different viewpoint people have.
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good call here, JD...as a Californian I was skeptical about Arnold, but willing to give him a chance after he got the gig through that ridiculous recall process we have out here (you can be 'Governator' if the incumbent is not very popular (and what politician is at this particular moment in time) and has serious issues pending and not enough money to deal with all or even most of them, and the election draws enough candidates to split up the vote. All you need is enough "Name Identification", a firm handshake, the right clothes and a 'winning smile'...Anyway, still willing to give him a try...but he still thinks we are in a recall election...his 'solution' to everything seems to be to "put it on the ballot"...Hell, that's what we elect a Governor and a Legislature for...I can't begin to tell you how many badly written and capricious laws we now have on the books in CA from "Yes" or "No" propositions that the Public votes on without ever even reading about what it will do...and they shouldn't HAVE to...that's why we ELECT representatives...(SNARL)...Well, anyway, Arnold has the same set of remaining unsolved issues as Gray Davis had and just as few real answers...and, as you have shown above, a rather sizeable number of his own personal follies and pecadillos on the plate...OH...5's...
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i roared...man, i roared...5s
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny: Too bad Californians said, "Hasta la vista, baby" to their own brains. Paul: I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can get Ahnold to say "pecadilloes" -- and make sure you get it on video.
2Eagle - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The Usurpanator's approval ratings have gone down, but yours are up - 5's.
Dee Range - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
555. You would really have Ah-nold by the balls, if steroids hadn't shrunk 'em up. Keep this series going, lots of laughs in all of them so far.
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea for a parody.
John Jenkins - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever parody, JD. As another Californian, my take on Schwarzenegger is that he is clearly imperfect, but he is clearly a big improvement over his predecessor. When there is a budget deficit, there have to be some cuts; and the beneficiaries of state irresponsibility in previous years are now whining about most of Schwarzenegger's constructive proposals.
Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, Royce, Paul, alvin, MP, 2Eagle, Dee, Larry, and John.

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