-> "Dance Machine"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
THEY can dance!
THEY can jive!
Halfway inclined - I should try!
I'm that girl, arcade scene;
Now on the dance machine.
Try, I might, it's a frightful show
Manic steps to the pink arrows
Anime lovers use it, sweating, mastering
But how do they dance on this thing?
Never understood DDR
Para-Para threw out my arm
Foreign rap - is this music? Failure, I resign
What is this? Another chance?
Hopeless, I'm in my stance...
I'm on a dance machine;
Lungs crushed, me, home'ly - two left feet
Bounces, screams like too much caffeine
"EuroTrance"? "Feel It"? "Dive"?
Never heard of "Ghosts of Life"...
4-step world once I've seen
Steps on the dance machine.
Four quarters, and the game is on
Jumping, bouncing (while men all fawn)
Wonder when I'll recover; fix my busted shoes
Too bad I've got one more dance
Clumsy, I have no chance...
I'm on a dance machine
Stumbling mien, eyes upon the screen
Techno beats sung in Japanese
Speed enhanced? Faster drive?!?
Prancing in time, feet in strife!
Freestyle twirls, legs careen...
...Quittin' the dance machine.
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