You can chip over a wall, and you never lose your ball
See the hole, watch that green, you are the Putt-Putt Queen!

Friday night and the savings are low
Looking for a cheap place to go
Where you play different courses, getting into the swing
You come in to take down the King
Obstacles built on the fly
Windmill turns and the castle's high
If you hit a rock, use it, deflect ot the slide
You're in the mood to putt
You just can't get enough

You are the Putt-Putt Queen, short and sweet, birdie on 17!
Putt-Putt Queen, sink the shot from across the green
You can chip over a wall, and you never lose your ball
See the hole, watch that green, you are the Putt-Putt Queen!

Beer is flowing, the grill is hot
Find you drinking in the parking lot
Reach into the cooler, any kind will do
You're in the mood for a chug
And you look kind of smug

You are the Tailgate Queen, short and sweet, looks only 17!
Tailgate Queen, feel the heat from the nacho cheese!
If we go to a Bowl, the band will play Rock and Roll
See that girl, watch her pee, dig in the Tailgate Queen!