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Song Parodies -> "Dongs 'n Boobs!"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Dongs 'n Boobs!"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

My, my
How people get hung up on norks and members!

Oh yeah
So I decided to compose this stupid parody


So all of us can just let loose,
And sing about things that we goose!


Dongs 'n Boobs!
All of us humans have one or more!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Play with them too much and they get sore!

( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )

Dongs 'n Boobs!
God gave 'em to us so we'd make more!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Fun on a bed or down on the floor!

A-DING-A-DANG-A-DING-A-DONG

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!


(brief instrumental)


My, my
How powerful are words - some seem much stronger

Oh yeah
And some describe what's in our pants or hiding in a bra


A man has one member, it's true
But mammary glands come in two's!


Dongs 'n Boobs!
Human anatomy is such fun!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Hot dogs are best when they're in the buns!

( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Stiffness and softness both have their place!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Each has their own special kind of grace!

A-BOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!


A dong's an expandable tube
And mammary glands are called boobs


Dongs 'n Boobs!
Re-production was meant to be fun!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
One or the other's on everyone!

A-BOOB-A-DONG-A-BOOB-A-DONG

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Only a Puritan thinks they're crude!

Woo-oo-oo!

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Dong's double-purpose and boobs have food!

SO-WING-YOUR-WANG-AND-DING-YOUR-DONG

Dongs 'n Boobs!
Nature's creation, our dongs 'n boobs!
I've posted my first parody recording on Amiright: http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1088425474.shtml

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes! Pant-wettingly funny, Johnny. 555...best line (shit, how to choose?)..."A dong's an expandable tube"...CLASSIC!
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Seriously, Johnny...you get better every day!! MY favorite couple of lines was God gave 'em to us so we'd make more...Fun on a bed or down on the floor! 5s!
Adagio - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, heh heh on the whole thing! 5's
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof: Thanks! Happy to give you some comic "relief" !

Arwen: Aw shucks, thanks, mi'Lady!

Adagio: Well, thank you too, my friend!
Male Reader - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny.
Melhi - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't wait for the video!
Ravyn Rant - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was really funny - thanks!
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
norks again !...hee hee hee....abba dabba doo !
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Male Reader: Hmm, I wonder if I know who you really are, heh heh heh...thanks!

Melhi: It'll be bouncing off the shelves! Thanks!

Ravyn Rant: You're welcome, glad you liked it!

alvin: "abba dabba doo" ? Betcha you can get a parody idea from that little phrase, alvin! Thank you!
Cookie-man - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
All I can say is thank GOD for dongs & boobs!!! Thanks Johnny that was great! 555
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man, thou preachest to the choir! Thanks!
Rod Worden - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost as much fun: bongs 'n doobs! Upstanding work, Johnny, 5s.
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warden Of The Rods! How about dongs 'n boobs WITH bongs 'n doobs --- now THAT's a party!
Stray Pooch - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That's the breast parody I've seen today. Glad to see your talent hasn't petered out.
Rod - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
And, as the party rages on, the venue inexplicably shifts down the hall to the assisted living wing, and tonight's entertainment is "Hooters 'n Scooters" accompanied by that devil-may-care group "Woodies if We Couldies" (or is that Woodies 'n Cooties)..
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch: Thanks! I'm still petering in. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds filthy, and that's good enough for me.

Rod: I have nothing to add to your most recent comment --- you're doing a fine job of living UP to your own name without any help from me!
"Woodies if.." - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks bro, U know we wood iffa.. HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT!!! Never mind, these skate boardin' nymphs can DO the flips!! ..Whoa, I'm done!
aoid - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You're all perverted *****s. This is just disgusting!
Paul Robinson - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I was DKTOS on the original but I decided to vote since the pace looks ok to everyone else. 5-5-5 - laughed my rear off here! I see 'aoid' was disgusted, as per usual...well, I say: "tough t*tties"...
Johnny D - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks "Woodies if..", and thanks, Paul!
Ashkicksass - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulous as usual!
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww shucks, Ash! Thank you!
Diddims - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"Performed by HOOTIE and the BLOWfish!" (*nudge nudge**wink wink*!) Excellent!
Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Diddims!
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Although I generally don't like pure sex-joke songs, you kept the humor light and paced/rhymed this one pretty well: 5-4-4 from me.
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ingeborg.
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, As I have said before, you are one SICK puppy, but funny! 5's, and I am talking about the size of my vote only!
boob - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
this is sexy
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) - Already commented, but.......speechless? 5's LOL
Anny - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Inspired by Beavis & Butthead? It's totally amazing. I was LOL the whole way :D Great job. Maybe you can do a Beavis and Butthead themed song? Just an idea.

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