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Song Parodies -> "Hannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Hannibal"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Whether you like ABBA or think they bite the big one, here's Dr. Hannibal Lecter's new theme song...
One bite
From Hannibal, Napoleon he'd dis-member

Oh yeah
And I have lost all my fingers in quite a similar way

I pointed, he said, "That was rude..."
My fingers became Lecter's food!

Hannibal
Ev'rybody's fav'rite cannibal!

Hannibal
Eats like a beast, is he man or bull?

(mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-munch)

Hannibal
Couldn't escape from his hungry mood!

Hannibal
Now on his plate, I'm his finger-food!

A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP

Hannibal
Dining on faces and livers too!


(brief instrumental)


His bite
I tried to hold him back but he was stronger

Oh yeah
And now it seems my only chance is giving up my thumb


A finger or two I will lose
I scream like a wimp when he chews


Hannibal
Cannibalistic eat-ing machine!

Hannibal
Chi-an-ti, fava beans, and your spleen!

(mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-munch)

Hannibal
Couldn't escape from his hungry mood!

Hannibal
Now on his plate, I'm his finger-food!

A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP

Hannibal
Serving your own brain right back to you!


When speaking to him, if you're rude,
You might end up being his food!


Hannibal
Mad-man with man-munching mandibles!

Hannibal
Smiling in style in a steel muzzle!

A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP

Hannibal
Couldn't escape from his hungry mood!

Woo-oo-oo!

Hannibal
Now on his plate, I'm his finger-food!

A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP-A-CHOMP

Hannibal
Serving your own brain right back to you!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I verified the accuracy of the format of these "Waterloo"-parody lyrics by listening to "Waterloo" on a "Best of ABBA" CD.

Numerous lyrics-websites showed differing formats for the verses and choruses of "Waterloo" ... so I decided to go back to the original recording by ABBA, and after listening to it, I made sure the parody you see here matches it perfectly.
Adagio - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Where do you get your bizarre ideas?
John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ABBA keens. . .fava beans. 15 fingers and toes. Yum.
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Johnny...5s! BTW...I submitted MY ABBA song today with the help of "ABBA Gold..."
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Yummy!!! Though not nearly as good as yours, Johnny, I'd like to shamelessly plug my very own "Clarice Starling!" by The Beatles...and more ABBA parodies please, everybody!!
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh shit, I forgot.....555 :-)
Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Scrumptious!
Jack Wilson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats awesome! 555!
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i like this one...i like abba, too, but i would not admit that..oops, i guess i just did...don't tell anyone, eh ?
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!

Adagio: Must be the Gamma Rays
John Barry: And don't forget the nice chianti, SLURPSNICKSLURPSNICKSLURPSNICKSLURPSNICK!!!
Arwen: Love your ABBA too!
Kristof Robertson: I checked out "Clarice Starling" - very good and very gruesome!
Ashkicksass: As Gollum might say, "Scrumptiously crunchable!"
Jack Wilson: You be awesome too, dude!
alvin Rhodes: OK, your secret is safe with all creatures in all possible Universes.
Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
And don't tell anyone I actually watched the movie... :-P
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds hairy, Merry! Thanks!
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Subject was a bit icky for my tastes (no pun intended), but the pacing and rhymes were dead-on. 5-3-4...
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ingeborg.

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