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Song Parodies -> "All of These Knights Say 'Ni'"

Original Song Title:

"Lay All Your Love On Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All of These Knights Say 'Ni'"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the knights-who-say-"Ni!" segment from Monty Python & the Holy Grail. Enjoy!
Our phrase makes King Arthur very mad
Now every man here is one of King Arthur's knights
We couldn't afford real horses
Yeah, we gallop with sticks with heads on, and use my voice
The Holy Grail, who knew?
Our catch phrase is obscure
And all I've learned is how to make
Those horsie sounds......

We like to start a commotion
All of these knights say "Ni"

And we are joking about some Spam
You're watching John Cleese and Michael Palin talk about ham
I get sick of those knights who say "Ni"
This film is sure to make you laugh very easily
Was John Cleese drinking beer?
Did they want you to cheer?
Or maybe they were drunk inside
Their humor's weird......

We like to start a commotion
All of these knights say "Ni"
We are drinking magic potions
All of these knights say "Ni"

Produced by a Beatle, but who cares?
This film won't last very long, search for the Holy Grail
I think that these guys are silly, y'all!
Even though their humor's incomprehensible
This film can't make you boo
And you'll be laughing too
And all I've learned is how to make
Those horsie sounds......

We are played by Michael Palin
All of these knights say "Ni"
We are played by Eric Idle
All of these knights say "Ni"

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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 1

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
We really do write about the most obscure things, donīt we? :-)
Laurence Dunne - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
[Me:] In return for giving you a good vote, I expect...a shrubbery! [nih] [You:] Oh knights of Nih, you are fair and wise and as for the shrubbery, you shall have it! [Me:] aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh [sound of knights who say [nih] disintegrating] OK, OK, forget the shrubbery, you get my vote, now stop saying that word. [You:] What word? [Me: ]You know, just stop saying it. [Arrrggghhh] ooh, I said it. Oh I said it again. Oh, I can't stop saying it.
sloatead - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
george harrison produced the life of brian, not the holy grail, had to take off a point for that factual inaccuracy
Stuart Kidd - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the chorus! Well done.

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