Song Parodies -> It's On Ants I Feed
| Original Song Title: | "Take A Chance On Me" |
| Original Performer: | ABBA |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's On Ants I Feed" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Aardvark is my name, eatin' bugs' my game
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
It's on ants I feed
(That's all I ask for food, honey)
It's on ants I feed
We can go hunting, we can go walking, as long as it's good weather
Listen to the forest, maybe just stalking, get some ants together
'Cause you know I've got
So much stomach-space to fill, when I dream I'm on some ant-hill
It's magic
You want me to leave some there, after I consumed my share
But I think you know
Ants I can't let go
Aardvark is my name, eatin' bugs' my game
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
It's on ants I feed
(Come on, give me a bug will you?)
It's on ants I feed
Oh you can take your time termites, I'm hunting at night, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna take flight, termites don't you fight, I ain't gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My tongue is long enough to lick you from the dust
It's magic
You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind
Even though you're small
Gonna eat you all
Aardvark is my name, eatin' bugs' my game
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
(It's on ants, it's on ants, it's on ants I feed)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
(It's on ants, it's on ants, it's on ants I feed)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
(fade)
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
It's on ants I feed
(That's all I ask for food, honey)
It's on ants I feed
We can go hunting, we can go walking, as long as it's good weather
Listen to the forest, maybe just stalking, get some ants together
'Cause you know I've got
So much stomach-space to fill, when I dream I'm on some ant-hill
It's magic
You want me to leave some there, after I consumed my share
But I think you know
Ants I can't let go
Aardvark is my name, eatin' bugs' my game
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
It's on ants I feed
(Come on, give me a bug will you?)
It's on ants I feed
Oh you can take your time termites, I'm hunting at night, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna take flight, termites don't you fight, I ain't gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My tongue is long enough to lick you from the dust
It's magic
You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind
Even though you're small
Gonna eat you all
Aardvark is my name, eatin' bugs' my game
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
If you see me, let me go, gonna sniff around
If I got no bugs to chow, then I'm feeling down
If I'm all alone when the pretty flies have flown
Then I'm still in need
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
(It's on ants, it's on ants, it's on ants I feed)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
Gonna do my very best to catch ants who fly
If you put me to the test, you can watch 'em die
(It's on ants, it's on ants, it's on ants I feed)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey don't fear me
It's on ants I feed
(fade)
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Excellent stuff Johnny:-) 5's of course
I´m getting a mental image of the aardvark in Johnny Hart´s "B.C" comic from this song.
I don't know the original song but I'm absolutley certain the pacing is perfect.
Thanks people! :D
hehe..Aardvarks are so cuddly! 5's
Thanks Adagio - they are kind of endearing, aren't they?
Good work, man.
Good work! 5-5-5
Thanks Wild Man and wdh !
Perfect rhymes and pacing, very faithful to the original...topic's a bit strange but still worth some good laughs. Straight 5's here!
Thank you, Ingeborg!
Hilarious; I'd forgotten this song was that long. What a great subject - unusual, but good, clean fun, just the way it should be.
Thanks, Doug!
Dear Mr Aardvark, . . . . Dreaming of an "ant hill" ?? very sute, Sir ! . . . Keep on ~Varking~
Remember the Ant Hill Mob from the Wacky Races cartoon series?
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