Song Parodies -> Bill Clinton Blues(That Sinner makes the Law)
| Original Song Title: | "The Winner Takes it All" |
| Original Performer: | ABBA |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bill Clinton Blues(That Sinner makes the Law)" |
| Parody Written by: | wdh |
I wrote this back when Clinton was on trial, but the pacing and humor werent that good so I didn't submit it. However, yesterday I perfected the pacing and added in many double-meaning phrases, and felt that this song was finally ready for submission. Enjoy!
I don't wanna hear
About things Clinton did screw
Why's he rule our country?
It's a mystery
Who are the retards,
That voted for this fool?
Now he's gonna pay, but
Much to my dismay,
That sinner makes the law
Boy, now that is a flaw
His love for the ladies
Caused controversy
He rules our army
But army action is rare
The only "shot" he wants
Comes from all our aunts
Kick him off the throne
And put someone else there
Clinton spends his rule
Laying by the pool
Impeachment would be nice
But that's just my advice
When Clinton does appear
It's in someone's rear
That sinner makes the law
Boy, now that is a flaw
Mood music and champagne
That is his campaign
How many has he kissed?
And brought home to his zoo?
He needs to be tamed
He's not even ashamed
Spends his time inside
Where the flag is misused
Look at his buffet
At least he's not gay
The judges will decide
If he should step aside
Even if he is, though,
He will still "stay low"
To bribe them is the plan
To make lovers from his friends
A big thing? No it's small.....
But he still has a ball
Never stops to talk
About Iraq and Baghdad
And his 8-year span
Makes most give him "a hand."
You are forgiven
If you voted for him
How were you to know,
That this guy would "blow"
Can't believe
That sinner makes the law
That sinner makes the law
About things Clinton did screw
Why's he rule our country?
It's a mystery
Who are the retards,
That voted for this fool?
Now he's gonna pay, but
Much to my dismay,
That sinner makes the law
Boy, now that is a flaw
His love for the ladies
Caused controversy
He rules our army
But army action is rare
The only "shot" he wants
Comes from all our aunts
Kick him off the throne
And put someone else there
Clinton spends his rule
Laying by the pool
Impeachment would be nice
But that's just my advice
When Clinton does appear
It's in someone's rear
That sinner makes the law
Boy, now that is a flaw
Mood music and champagne
That is his campaign
How many has he kissed?
And brought home to his zoo?
He needs to be tamed
He's not even ashamed
Spends his time inside
Where the flag is misused
Look at his buffet
At least he's not gay
The judges will decide
If he should step aside
Even if he is, though,
He will still "stay low"
To bribe them is the plan
To make lovers from his friends
A big thing? No it's small.....
But he still has a ball
Never stops to talk
About Iraq and Baghdad
And his 8-year span
Makes most give him "a hand."
You are forgiven
If you voted for him
How were you to know,
That this guy would "blow"
Can't believe
That sinner makes the law
That sinner makes the law
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Bill Clinton is down wit' O.P.P
"A big thing? No it’s small….. But he still has a ball" That is way too hiliarious of a double retendre(or whoever you spell it) to deserve only 5s. Very creative, nice job wdh
Nice work...
I can´t help thinking that my Bill Clinton comment to your last song somehow inspired you to dig out this one. There are some remixes to it, I probably got a somewhat more "disco" one of them in my head, but I´m giving you 5 on trust for pacing anyway. And ABBA again? Are you trying to catch a tune for my vote in the next round? ;-) Nice tactical thinking, though I´d prefere it if you send over some of those big-breasted easy-laid bimbos (that are not the final prize) and have them break me down to the point of physical walk over instead. :-P
pretty good, Wdh!
Great topic and humor, but the pacing is bad. Overall, an average rating since the two cancel out...
Nice parody. :-)
Wonderful! 5's
Hmm, I might have a copy of TOS in the car...
Clever word play, WDH
I had to sing through a couple of lines a few different ways to get them to scan, but other than that it's pretty tight, pacing-wise... ignore all that, though: it's a great satirical parody :-)
Heh heh. I miss the good ol' days of making fun of Bill Clinton. (Bush's missteps are too scary to be funny.) Fave line: "Mood music and champagne."
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