-> "My Mama's Spread"
Original Song Title:
"My Mama Said"
Parody Song Title:
"My Mama's Spread"
The Lyrics
Moms are weird, goes without saying
Nothing’s quite so exasperating
As my mama’s spread
Look at this, how she’s laid out on the bed
My mama’s spread
Wish she’d been a hand model instead
Yeah, while so young is when she had me
She’s the one who got cust-o-dy
Yo, my mama’s spread
The job she had before she was wed
My mama’s spread
Papa, he left and litigated
He didn’t want a wife
With a Playboy life
Wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa---cripes!
In her photos her skin does glisten
Oooh, she’s well known in the prison
Oh, my mama’s spread
In posing pictures you could say she was “Top Chef”
(my mama’s spread) My mama’s spread
Plus she had a private phone connect to Hef!
(my mama’s spread)
Oh, she lived a model’s life
What a topless life
Wa-wa-wa, wa-what a life
I still see her as proper and prim
So I wish you wouldn’t mention
Not my mama’s spread
Though it kept me warm and fed
(my mama’s spread) My mama’s spread
Lordy knows, I’m embarrassed as heck
(my mama’s spread)
Oh, she led a model life
What a crazy life
La-la-la, even was nice
La-la-la, at half the price
La-la-la, a bit of vice
La-la-la, did it just twice
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