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Song Parodies -> "Wretched Voter"

Original Song Title:

"Chiquitita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Wretched Voter"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

At times I don't have much control over what song gets fitted to what parody. I first think of a viable concept and once I have it stuck to a song, I have to write it.
Wretched Voter

(Sung to Chiquitita - ABBA)

Wretched Voter, tell me what's wrong
Your welfare check is here in the mail....
A unique sort of governance and alas... it you failed.
I told you it would be like this...
Government is not your friend...
When it demands its due on yourself you only can depend....

Wretched Voter, tell me the truth
You thought that handouts were free now...
How could you be so fooled...you should have listened to me now
A Republic needs informed to work...
Freedom... they will try to deny it...
You must protect it from those who would decry it...

Wretched Voter, you should well know!
When the government is involed nothing is ever free!!
Once they have over spent, they will raise your rent
and leave you wandering in misery!
Wretched Voter, government lies..
its a waste of time to despise those above you!
leave behind the Class War rot
Sing of freedom, Wretched Voter
Yes, ignore, the Class War whores
Sing of freedom, Wretched Voter

So a choice was made quite clear..
Embrace freedom, not government!
Be vigilant and corruption will be quite distant
Wretched Voter, time to be brave
Protect what the FF's they gave you!
Your republic belief is all that will save you!

Wretched Voter, by now you should know!
Government is not your friend and do not believe them!
They despise your written rights and have you in their sights
And want you ever to leave them!
Wretched Voter, rise up above
The Class Warfare they'll use to ensnare you!
Let me see you strive once more like you did before
Sing of freedom, Wretched Voter
Try once more like you did before
Sing of freedom, Wretched Voter
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wretched Voter

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John Jenkins - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Very good Presidents' Day tribute to the FFs.

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