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Song Parodies -> "Nando's"

Original Song Title:

"fernando"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Nando's"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

for faorih - in memory of fred and lil
Nando’s!
 
 
Can you see the que at nandos?
I had no idea that there would be as many folk as this
its all kicking off at nando’s?
I know kfc’s next door,Frankie and bennys isn’t far
I can hear a distant siren
see the flashing lights upon a coppers car

riot police vans at nandos
barriers and vans with dogs – crowds as far as I can see
really petrafied at nando’s
We were young and full of life and only want chicken and chips
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and riots filled our pants with shit

There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos

I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos

camera phone is out at nandos
I recall our last excitement when the lido was unmanned
now the chef has gone commando
that awful brawl with naked chefs was not the night we planned
Came as no suprise
that that was not a chicken leg he held there in his hand

There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos

There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
yes I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos

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Patrick - May 14, 2014 - Report this comment
The food must be really good, to draw such a crowd. Working naked around a hot grease fryer is not a good idea. Maybe Nando should serve donuts, then there would be cops on hand all the time.
Callmelennie - May 14, 2014 - Report this comment
A few typos there -- did you mean queue in the first line? And does debree mean debris? ... All that aside, I gave you five-sies. This isn't the easiest song to parody; I think I tried it once

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