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Song Parodies -> "James Rolfe and His NES"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"James Rolfe and His NES"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

At last, I have done it--my 100th parody on Amiright. This time, the parody revolves around good James Rolfe, aka the Angry Video Game Nerd, the famed reviewer of godawful old-fashioned video games for the Nintendo Entertainment System and other such consoles of the '80s and '90s. As you may know, he cusses most creatively, drinks prodigious amounts of beer (typically Rolling Rock) and engages in comic acts of all sorts. But, even though this parody lacks room for discussion of Jimmy's other endeavours (i.e., Board James), he is a great all-around nostalgic filmmaker with emphasis on horror films. This is (if I reckon correctly) my 15th parody of ABBA. However many ABBA parodies I've done, it's been a great journey so far overall these past five years. Let's hope that I'm still around doing parodies for Amiright, not only in five years, but in fifty.
Stanza I.
He'll take you back in time to play some games that suck
And say he'd rather eat a turd mixed with mock duck.
What were they thinking when they made
These games that suck so bad?
Few NES games satisfy or make him glad.

Refrain I.
Whenever you see Jimmy playing games on NES
Or Sega Genesis, you can bet he won't play the best,
But instead, he will play the worst games of all time
Then he'll call them atrocities of all mankind.

Stanza II.
He knows they rip off gamers and don't care one bit.
All he can say about the CD-I is: "SHIT!"
He will play Bible games that suck
And Hotel Mario;
He knows that Zelda CD-Is all surely blow.

Refrain II.
Whenever you see Jimmy playing games for 3DO
Like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, you know he'd want a buffalo
Take a dump in his ear as he screams at the top
Of his lungs for these insipid games all to stop.

Whenever you see Jimmy playing games like Simon's Quest,
You know he's putting his resolve and patience to the test.
When he can't land the plane when he's playing Top Gun,
He'll scream "ASS!" and then wish that for once he was done.
Yes, he'll scream, but they're great videos, every one! (3x)
Long live James Rolfe, Mike Matei and Kyle Justin!!!

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