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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Titas"

Original Song Title:

"Chiquitita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Titas"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Chicken Titas, held in a bra
You're restrained by this new ruling
In this size there is no room for unspooling
How I hate to see a locked chest
There is no way you can defy it
The PD is prepared to quell a riot

Chicken Titas, want to burst through
Double shoulder boulder pylons
Your breasts penned, in a cage of lacy nylon
You were always free to expand
Now I see you caught in a tether
While double-D cups squeeze you together

Chicken Titas, yearning to grow
How the bra straps criss and they cross and restrict your breathing
You'll be flouncing round again and this law will end
You will have no bind or sheathing

Chicken Titas, yearning to fly
Now the farmer's going to court and suing the mayor
Till we see them once again in the chicken pens
Say "adieu bras", Chicken Titas
Topless hens in the chicken pens
Say "adieu bras", Chicken Titas

If this stupid law is struck down
And you lose this binding order
All the bras will be pilfered by a hoarder
Chicken Titas, you can't refuse
There is no way you can resell them
The sanitation laws repel them

Chicken Titas, once again free
Hacky-sacky lactating globes for both fun and breeding
You'll be dancing round the lawn when the bras are gone
And I think it bears repeating

Chicken Titas, once again bare
Now the hoarders pilfering bras descending upon you
But you set them all on fire on a poultry pyre
Burning your bras, Chicken Titas
Topless chicks gonna flick your Bics
Burning your bras, Chicken Titas

Topless hens in the chicken pens
Say "adieu bras", Chicken Titas

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AFW - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Never heard of this law, but a pretty funny image..If this law applies to chicken breasts in super market meat departments...there goes out low chicken prices..a real fowl ball
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I ran across this cartoon that is the perfect accompaniment to your comment: http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0183l.jpg
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, you've gone loco, but since I am crazy too- 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Everybody's doin' the loco-motion!
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
OT Porfle, but i thought you would like this art which features Harley Quinn on the right: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48419/1164461-gotham_city_sirens_gotham_girls_9489432_900_1366_super.jpg
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
And... I found this weird White Canary too! http://tonyfitzpatrick.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/thewhitecanary.jpg
WarrenB - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Of course, if the bras are too tight, you'd have chicken tenders.
This made me laugh out loud after a long day. Thanks for the grin.
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob--nice pics! WB--thanks, anytime one of my parodies makes someone laugh I'm happy.
Matthias - July 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I guess that's where those "chicken breasts" come from. Interesting little tune here Porfle.
Peregrin (Pippin) - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry Round 121 (Abba)) - Rats! All the chicken jokes have been taken. There are some great lines in here, PP.
Porfle Popnecker - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Hey, you can never hear a good chicken joke too many times.
Meriadoc - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry Round 121 (Abba)) - Um...I'm a thigh person myself... ;)
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
This was some heavily sophisticated, yet simultaneously weird writing here. The opening line is enough for a major spit-take Think on this, if they werent covered all the time, would the world come to an end?
Porfle Popnecker - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Meriadoc--I like anything as long as it's white meat. Agrimorfee--Thanks! Any day one of my parodies causes a spit-take is a good day.
Rex - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll be sure to order my chicken breasts both boneless and strapless from now on. Did you write this one with your hen pen?
Porfle Popnecker - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I just used my usual chicken scratch.
bobpiecheese - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) While the constant chicken references threw me a little, this was a surprisingly well written parody for such a simple statement as "take ya bra off". 555 swingin' jubblies!
Porfle Popnecker - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Your comment made me jubb-ilant!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Very strange. . .I liked it, but imaging a chicken with D Cups was, well, different:)
Blaydeman - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good play on the whole "Chicken breasts" idea, made me chuckle a lot!
Porfle Popnecker - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks BAD and BM!

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