Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Diarrhea"

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The Lyrics

Some toilet humor...

Happens to me every time I eat Mexican
End up sick as I dine, brown stuff shoots out my end
F-cks up my bowels, will I ever learn?
Restroom now, before I suddenly lose control
These cramps are abdominal
Just one fart and I could lose everything
Can‘t prevent my sphincter from gaping, N-O-O-O!!!

Diarrhea, here I go again
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Diarrhea, messed my shorts again!
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Bloated since this whole thing started
Bad stomach pains imparted
Look out everyone, ass is gonna blow!
Diarrhea, a loose stool flow,
Sh-t flies, toilet’s gonna overflow!!!

What was I thinking when I first ordered this food?
Not prepared for flowing torrent of Number 2!
I gotta go, or dump on the floor
A trip to the Restroom, I gotta be strong
No, I can’t hold it that long
Just one fart and I could lose everything
Can‘t prevent my sphincter from gaping, N-O-O-O!!!

Diarrhea, here I go again
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Diarrhea, messed my shorts again!
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Bloated since this whole thing started
Bad stomach pains imparted
Look out everyone, ass is gonna blow!
Diarrhea, won’t go away
Sh-t flies, but it takes forever
Diarrhea, oh please end I pray
I’ve emptied my bowels and bladder...

Diarrhea, here I go again
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Diarrhea, messed my shorts again!
Sh-t flies, very messy Number 2!
Bloated since this whole thing started
Bad stomach pains imparted
Look out everyone, ass is gonna blow!
Diarrhea, a loose stool flow,
Sh-t flies, toilet’s gonna overflow!!!

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Callmelennie - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment

ABBA Dabba doo! (3 fives for you!)

Porfle Popnecker - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Ewww!

Rob Arndt - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Note that I was going to do the Korean Narsha version, but the Romanized lyrics were too hard to convert, so I opted for ABBA's classic!!! No sh-t ;-D

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