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Song Parodies -> "Charlie Sheen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Charlie Sheen"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The long, long, long overdue tribute to the craziest man who is no longer in Hollywood but is still bat-crap insane! (Also thanks goes to Conqueror of Parodies in coming up with a good replacement for "Killer Queen" which I originally was going to turn into a tribute to Charlie Sheen)
Hear his stance: He’ll imbibe
Seven gram rocks every night


Mind’s a whirl, So obscene
His name is Charlie Sheen

He has one speed and one gear: “Go!”
Battle tested bayonets, bro!
Used to be a great actor, Starred in “Major League”
Now he’s just “Bi-Winning”
Thinks nobody could top his high
Makes Mick Jagger look droopy eyed
Just like those armless children, Made up in his mind
From smoking buttload’s of grass
But he’s still good for laughs!

His name is Charlie Sheen
Watch him sleep with his porn star queens
Charlie Sheen
Lost his green due to Chuck Lorre… Oh No!!!
Rocked “Platoon” in his strive
Now he’s stuck in a nosedive
Tried the drug: “Charlie Sheen”
Burst into smithereens

He’s a bitchin’ rock star from Mars
Warlock assassin that smokes cigars
Can’t he see Ashton Kutcher is the new “man”, Dude?
Nope, He's still stuck in a trance
Of Tiger Blood transplants

His name is Charlie Sheen
Can’t be beat he’s an “F-18”
Charlie Sheen
Plain crazy says: “Marry a Tree!”… He’s nuts!!!

Once kicked ass
In his prime
“Hot Shots!” was worth all the hype


He bangs girls, smokes and drinks
Party with Charlie Sheen!

Winning! He’s Charlie Sheen
Tried like hell to squeeze a line about "Adonis DNA" in their as well but it didn't really fit anywhere...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Porfle Popnecker - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody of full of win!
Rebekah Dub - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
With or without the Adonis line, this parody is still a win. 5/5/5!
AFW - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Can't go wrong with a Charlie Sheen theme
Glen S - December 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Lots of great references in here, well done. You fit in several movie references, WINNING and Tiger Blood. I wanna be a warlock rock-star assassin from Mars too. Just not as much as him.
pickle - January 07, 2012 - Report this comment
A winning entry!
Blaydeman - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Excellent piece of work here Matthias! You put in just the right amount of movie and quote references to make this hilarious without overloading it (which would have bogged it down IMO) Favorite line: "He’s a b****in’ rock star from Mars, Warlock assassin that smokes cigars". I'm gonna hold off on the "winning" puns because it's been overdone, but I don't see how this can be beaten. 555 bottles of alcohol for the Sheenster!
Abbott Skelding - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! To me, however, some of his quotes seemed a little forced in there....I could be wrong, but otherwise nice work as always!
Matthias - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't know why you would think that. It all seemed to flow pretty easily to me while I was writing it.
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Great work as always, Matt, and great tribute to Charlie Sheen! Dug those references in the satire. At first, I was going to write a tribute to his big bro Emilio, using another ABBA song "Fernando", but I was busy at the time to work on that parody. Well, anyway, I remember Charlie when he was on "Two and a Half Men", "Men At Work", "Hot Shots", etc. He also cameoed in his bro Emilio's movies "Loaded Weapon 1" and "Wisdom"...oh wait, I thought I mentioned "Men at Work" with his bro. Well, I really enjoyed this one and yes, you put a "Sheen" to this satire.
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) I don't know what I find better: this awesome satire of a complete nutjob, the best ending line EVER in a parody I think, or my credit in the opening notes ;) 555! Winning!
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job! Charlie's always good for material, whether his own or someone elses :)
Arwen - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...excellent job here. For the longest time I kept waiting for Charlie to come out and be like, "Just kidding!" Sad that he didn't...=( This takes all the sadness away, though! Yay!
Peregrin - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry Round 121 (Abba)) - This guy is off his tree. Charlie, not Matthias. Well, Matthias may well be so as well but he has a much better grasp of Charlie Sheen than Charlie could ever have of himself! Good stuff, Matthias.
Meriadoc - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry Round 121 (Abba)) - If I give you Two and a Half and Two and a Half, that would be Five, right? ;)
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I havent paid as much attention to Charlie's antics as some people, so some of those references went over my head. At least I know who Chuck Lorre is (clever insertion there); but what was that about "armless children"? Never mind...this parody is a winner.
Rex - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Masterful job with all the references, really enjoyed this!
bobpiecheese - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above! Still winning!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Kutcher will NEVER be Charlie Sheen. . .Charlie Sheen was being the person he played and he got canned for it, as long as he does his job well I don't really care what he does in his personal time. I don't know Matt, this one was alright, but for me its kinda on an old topic that I had little interest in when it happened, and have a different opinion on the topic to top it off, so. . .eh
Blaydeman - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above ^^^ still amazing!

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