-> "Super Glue®"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Super Glue®"
The Lyrics
Last night
At ten till two,
A cup of stew did up-ender
It flew
And glass did hit, earth gravity denied a comfortable way
Crash landing and broke near a door
I’m looking for tube in a drawer
Super Glue,
Glass was fra-gee-lee and on the floor
Super Glue,
Wanted it fixed or would never store
Super Glue,
Couldn’t use tape if I wanted to
Super Glue,
Careful repairing the broken jewel
Super Glue,
Happily thanking bonding tool
Then I
With glass in hand
Fell back into the blender
I flew
And I did scream, my flapping hand dislodged and then took flight
I hate an appendage to lose
I knew of a cure I could use
Super Glue,
I was unhanded, blood on the floor
Super Glue,
Saving on gloves wouldn’t be a chore
Super Glue,
Making a fix is an easy do
Super Glue,
Sticking my wrist to my arm with you
Super Glue,
Eagerly giving my hand to you
To heck with insurance miscues
I’m handy with glue that I choose
Super Glue,
Pour it on breaks and on bloody spews
Super Glue,
Thickening agent in all fondues
Super Glue,
Chemical miracle Super Glue.
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