-> "Boise State's Broken Dream"
Original Song Title:
"I Have a Dream" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Boise State's Broken Dream"
Edward Genereux: The letter has been sent to BCS headquarters near Kansas City. Let's not cry anymore, but rather--(The phone rings) Well, I might as well answer. (picks up the phone) Hello? Who is this?
Voice: It's Boise State University head football coach Chris Petersen. We hear you're mourning with TCU about their snub.
Edward: Yes, I am.
Chris Petersen (sobbing): We're mourning too! We aren't even sure about our BCS prospects since the commission only has to select one midmajor. What will we do?
Edward. Well, just talk it out and I'll try to formulate a solution.
(Music starts up)
Stanza I. (Petersen)
Our broken dream was but to play
A full week after New Year's Day.
But instead, the big schools had to have their way
With the bowl selections; heaven please help me!
I don't even know now if the BCS will us admit;
The rule of one midmajor, it ain't nothing but a piece of shit.
I'll tell my team: Broke is our dream.
Stanza II. (Edward)
Your broken dream is not in vain;
I do believe you'll win again.
In whatever bowl game they should give to you,
Keep your perfect record perfect through and through.
I believe you'll do well; I believe that you can get the win
'Cos whate'er opponent that you get you will quite quickly pin.
I'll help redeem your broken dream. (last line 2x)
Stanza III. (Gary Patterson, TCU head coach)
This broken dream will certainly
Affect the course of history
Of all college football, 'specially the bowls.
May this dream that's broken once again be whole.
We will get a playoff to determine who will be the champ
By the time next season does begin with autumn training camp.
We will redeem this broken dream. (last line 2x; second time, all three sing)
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