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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea"

Parody Written by:

Parody Princess

The Lyrics

I’ve been eating so much spicy mexican food.
But I’m noticing now, I’m not feeling so good.
What could it be? My belly’s grumbling.
I don’t know why, but I suddenly need to go.
Got a bomb and its ready to blow.
Can’t sit still. The pressure’s reached its peak.
Can’t stand up. My booty’s starting to leak. Ooooooh

Diarrhea, here you come again.
Why’d I eat those five burritos?
Diarrhea, feels like fire again.
Should have skipped the jalapenos.
Thought it was just a fart but
Turned out it was a shart and
So now, I’ll have to go and change my clothes.
Diarrhea, now I really know,
I should never have let you go.

Went down to the buffet, and I filled up my plate.
By the time I got full, I knew it was to late.
I looked around, for the ladies room.
When I got there, saw a sign that said it was closed.
That’s when I knew that I was hosed.
Start to sweat, the pressure’s starting to rise.
I can’t move, my butt is clenching so tight, oooooooh.

Diarrhea, here I go again.
What did I do to deserve you?
Diarrhea, butt’s on fire again.
Why can’t I just have a solid poo?
I wouldn’t be brokenhearted
If all I did was farted.
So I’m, gonna have to let ‘er blow.
Diarrhea, gonna plug my bum
I can’t stop the next eruption.
Diarrhea, took Immodium,
Hope I don’t have an explosion.

Diarrhea, you’ll come back again.
Oh My, how can I prevent you?
Diarrhea, on the pot again.
My my, tried the Pepto Bismol.
Yes, I will watch my diet
To keep my bowels quiet.
So back, to the bathroom I will go.
Diarrhea, now I really know,
Why my butt burns every time I go.

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2Eagle - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
....sigh. It's even worse when you get that stomach flu.
Old Man Ribber - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Great flow to this! May I recommend Kaopectate? ;D

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