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Song Parodies -> "Conando"

Original Song Title:

"Fernando"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Conando"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Have a beer, you won, Conando

We remember long ago your S.N.L. sketch-writing wit

In the T.V. lights, Conando

You were blazing white with Irish skin and hair as red as flame

Can you hear the distant cheers
And sounds of your adoring fans whose love's your fame?



You were on your way, Conando

Every hour you would win another Nielsen family

Oh you had it made, Conando

You were younger than those two gray-headed old late-nighter guys

And I'm not ashamed to say
That Andy Richter's leaving almost made me cry.....



You were something on the air at night
Your star was bright, Conando

You were cracking jokes upon T.V.
For gliberty, Conando

Though your time has come and gone right now
We can't forget

How you'd make us laugh hysterically
Until we'd pee, Conando



You were sent away, Conando

And the wacky wonks at N.B.C. don't know what they have done

Oh your crew loves you, Conando

When you stood your ground demanding millions for your loyal staff

And it's so apparent now
That N.B.C. has lost and you've won the last laugh!



You'll be back upon the air sometime
Your star will shine, Conando

You'll be cracking jokes upon T.V.
So glib and free, Conando

Though your time on N.B.C. is gone
You're not done yet

Max and Andy will return with you,
And all your crew, Conando



You'll be back upon the air sometime
Your star will shine, Conando

You'll be cracking jokes upon T.V.
For gliberty, Conando

Though your time has come and gone right now
You're not done yet

Max and Andy will return with you,
And all your crew, Conando

Yes, now the wacky wonks at N.B.C.,
Have paid your fee, Conando

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Matthias - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I saw this one on Inthe00s and on Facebook but now I can actually comment on it. Welcome back Johnny and Goodbye Conan.
Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Conan, we hardly knew ye! Let's keep his memory alive by keeping these good parodies coming. ;D
John Barry - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
As opposed to the Corporate Onans at NBC. Good to see you back, JD.
MadameDeNorCAL - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I like this tribute to the TV CoNando but the " other" was great until he went SacraMento . . . that Govnr AHHHHHNOLD !
DJ Blaze - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Like I said on InThe00s, this was great! Way to kick off the new year of parodies for you. 555
AFW - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
This sums it up very well....I like Conan...but then I like Jay and David, too...usually surfed back and forth...very good job on this
Warren Baker - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Sweet! Simple and unadulterated. Well, that is if you're not Letterman...Dug it a lot.
Johnny D - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Old Man Ribber, JB (good to see you're still securely ensconced on the summit of AmiRight's Tower Of Babble), MadameDeNorCAL (I've posted a bunch of Ahhnold parodies over the years, you might like to check 'em out), DJ Blaze, AFW, and Warren Baker.
adagio - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hi JD!! A good parody to open with since I haven't seen you around here for a while. Of course, the last time I wrote a parody was earlier ths year. 5's
Johnny D - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat! :)
The Jokester - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh well, we'll watch him on TBS this fall. DKTOS however I enjoyed this parody, Johnny!

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