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Song Parodies -> "Catholic Priest"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Catholic Priest"

Parody Written by:

Twiki

The Lyrics

My first time here: hope you like it
You can pray, you can fast
Everyday you go to Mass
Oh, no time off, no sex please
You are a Catholic Priest

1) Sunday Mass, attendance is low
Coz Mass is a boring place to go
Coz the music is dirgy
And no-one likes the clergy
They all are booed and hissed
What happened to your life?
You could have a job and a wife
But you took Holy Orders
Now you've never been kissed
You spend your spare time pissed
There again you'd have missed...

Chorus:
... Being a Catholic Priest
Young if you're under 70
Catholic Priest, drink altar wine in the sacristy, oh yeah
You can pray, you can fast
Everyday you go to Mass
Oh, drink the most, spend the least
You are a Catholic Priest

2) Catholic Priests, there's not many left
Some parishes are already bereft
Priesthood numbers are slipping
So let's ordinate some women
But that's a hell of a risk
Instead spend you're time pissed

Chorus:
And be a Catholic Priest
Young if you're under 70
Catholic Priest, drink altar wine in the sacristy, oh yeah
You can pray, you can fast
Everyday you go to Mass
Oh, no time off, no sex please
You are a Catholic Priest

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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 27

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Adagio - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Some of us are Catholics...please remember that.
nine inch niles - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This rawked! 555
malcolm higgins - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
a little religious humour never hurt anyone. I gave it fives, because we can laugh at everyone on this planet.....
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Let's us rise and give 5's.
The Typical Aussie Bloke - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahaha this is so funny, it cracked me up especially the line ''Young if you're under 70'', this is a damn good parody lol!!! To the ones who get offended because they happen to be catholic, lighten up and not take life so seriously.

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