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Song Parodies -> "Krispy Kreme"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Krispy Kreme"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( --- instrumental intro --- )

( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

Ooo, oo-oo-ooo!

Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!

Having the slime of your life!

(Woo-oo-oo!)

Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )


Friday night and you light your smoke
Cooking up Nepalese to toke

When you play the right music, hungriness attacks
You come (in) to look for a snack

Any munchie could be that pie
Night is young and the mood is -- hi-i-i-iiiiigh

With a bit of confusion, finally you find
Some moldy food under ants

And then you wet your pants ---

You found a Krispy Kreme,
underneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!

Krispy Kreme!

Feel the grease
on your hand
and scream,
"Oh, YEAH!"

Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!

Grab it and wipe off the lice!

(Woo-oo-oo!)

Green as hurl, soft as spleen!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )


You're a stoner, you turn 'em on
Leaves are burning within your bong

Looking out for a munchie, anything will do
You see some food under ants

And as you wet your pants ---

You snarf a Krispy Kreme,
found beneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!

Krispy Kreme!

Meal of grease
old as land
and sea!
Oh yeah!

Chew them ants!
Chew them flies!

Having the slime of your life!

(Woo-oo-oo!)

Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

Dig in the Krispy Kreme! ( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )

( --- instrumental fade --- )

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Tim Hall - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
When the munchies hit, anything can happen. Great job!
Matthias - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Ants and flies are considered delacacies in parts of the world... Kripsy Kremes are bad anywhere
AFW - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
That Kreme doesn't sound too Krispy...reminds me of when I saw an assembly line of ants working a dropped glazed donut beside a gas pump at a self-serve station, last summer
Jack Wilson - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL AWESOME job here! AFW: LOL, got a parody about that?
PMS - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
High fives
MasonR - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Urgh! I'll never look at a Krispy Kreme donut (or a bong) the same way again! LOL!
Yoidy - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Found my crack pipe. Lost my appetite. 555!
Below Average Dave - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Well--I always preferred Jelly Filled Donuts from this Mom & Pop shop down the street anyway, especially now--5s for you
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas and many thanks to Tim Hall, Matthias, AFW, Jack Wilson, PMS, MasonR, Yoidy, and Below Average Dave!
Tommy Turtle - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, you and Dee Range... h*ttp://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1430.shtml... yummm! 555, and abba Merry Christmas and a abba-y New Year.
Johnny D - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, Merry Christmas & Happy 2007 to you too!
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
America runs on Dunkin', Canada runs on Tim Horton, but everybody laughs at the genius of Johnny D! Even if we are a little glazed over from holiday celebrating!
Johnny D - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael !!

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